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Discussion in 'Australia' started by mhh, Jan 15, 2011.

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  1. mhh

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    #1 mhh, Jan 15, 2011
    Too soon? :D :eek:
     
  2. moretti

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    #2 moretti, Jan 15, 2011
    nah, go for it
     
  3. Aircon

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    #3 Aircon, Jan 15, 2011
    You're more brave than I am!
     
  4. mhh

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    #4 mhh, Jan 15, 2011
    Got this text yesterday...


    Just talked to a mate of mine from the floods in QLD.he said that since early this morning the water's nearly waist high. It's pissing down and the wind is nearly gale force. His wife has done nothing for hours but look through the kitchen window. She just stares and stares. He says that it it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
     
  5. Aircon

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    #5 Aircon, Jan 15, 2011
    Tiki laughed.
     
  6. moretti

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    #6 moretti, Jan 15, 2011
    I sent him the text ..... and I didn't let her in :eek:
     
  7. RMV

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    #7 RMV, Jan 16, 2011
    Comedy = tragedy + time
     
  8. scud

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    #8 scud, Jan 16, 2011
    got this today.

    news flash: two plane loads of aboriginal volunteers have just left alice springs for brisbane to assist in the looting.
     
  9. Arvin Grajau

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    #9 Arvin Grajau, Jan 16, 2011
    how is Matt doing in Dubai 24 hour?
    you should be there,slack arrse.
     
  10. scud

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    #10 scud, Jan 16, 2011
    matt who?
    next year if all goes to plan.
     
  11. PAP 348

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    #11 PAP 348, Jan 16, 2011
    Trust me, this aint no joke. ;);)
     
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    #12 SPEEDCORE, Jan 16, 2011
    Thanks again for reminding us its a thread!
     
  13. Schmick325

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    #13 Schmick325, Jan 16, 2011
    how'd they get a plane ride?
     
  14. mhh

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    #14 mhh, Jan 16, 2011
    I just can't help myself. :D
     
  15. Arvin Grajau

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    #15 Arvin Grajau, Jan 16, 2011
    matt Holiday
     
  16. Arvin Grajau

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    #16 Arvin Grajau, Jan 16, 2011
    found some great roads today down gippsland way.
     
  17. mhh

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    #17 mhh, Jan 16, 2011
    Cool. That reminds me - I need to round up the SA boys for another Melbourne visit.
     
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    #18 PAP 348, Jan 16, 2011
    Take a wild guess. ;);)
     
  19. b27

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    #19 b27, Jan 16, 2011
    ARe you meaning Matt Halliday the Kiwi??
     
  20. Arvin Grajau

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    #20 Arvin Grajau, Jan 16, 2011
    thats the one.
     
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    #21 b27, Jan 16, 2011
    Nice kid, raced with the girls I helped with back in NZ in the Karting days.
     
  22. Arvin Grajau

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    #22 Arvin Grajau, Jan 16, 2011
    i thought he was in Scuds bathurst team?
     
  23. b27

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    #23 b27, Jan 16, 2011
    I think that's Matt Kingsley RB.
     
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  25. Aircon

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    #25 Aircon, Jan 19, 2011
    hahaha...very clever.
     
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