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The Queensland floods joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by mhh, Jan 15, 2011.

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  1. mhh

    mhh F1 Veteran

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    Too soon? :D :eek:
     
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  2. moretti

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    nah, go for it
     
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  3. Aircon

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    You're more brave than I am!
     
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  4. mhh

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    Got this text yesterday...


    Just talked to a mate of mine from the floods in QLD.he said that since early this morning the water's nearly waist high. It's pissing down and the wind is nearly gale force. His wife has done nothing for hours but look through the kitchen window. She just stares and stares. He says that it it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
     
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  5. Aircon

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    Tiki laughed.
     
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  6. moretti

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    I sent him the text ..... and I didn't let her in :eek:
     
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  7. RMV

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    Comedy = tragedy + time
     
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  8. scud

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    got this today.

    news flash: two plane loads of aboriginal volunteers have just left alice springs for brisbane to assist in the looting.
     
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  9. Arvin Grajau

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    how is Matt doing in Dubai 24 hour?
    you should be there,slack arrse.
     
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  10. scud

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    matt who?
    next year if all goes to plan.
     
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    Trust me, this aint no joke. ;);)
     
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    Thanks again for reminding us its a thread!
     
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  13. Schmick325

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    how'd they get a plane ride?
     
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  14. mhh

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    I just can't help myself. :D
     
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  15. Arvin Grajau

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    matt Holiday
     
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  16. Arvin Grajau

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    found some great roads today down gippsland way.
     
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  17. mhh

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    Cool. That reminds me - I need to round up the SA boys for another Melbourne visit.
     
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    Take a wild guess. ;);)
     
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  19. b27

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    ARe you meaning Matt Halliday the Kiwi??
     
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  20. Arvin Grajau

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    thats the one.
     
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  21. b27

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    Nice kid, raced with the girls I helped with back in NZ in the Karting days.
     
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  22. Arvin Grajau

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    i thought he was in Scuds bathurst team?
     
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  23. b27

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    I think that's Matt Kingsley RB.
     
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  25. Aircon

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    hahaha...very clever.
     
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