GONE IN 60 SECONDS! STOLEN FERRARI ALERT!

Well then, I called it back in post 388...

Damn, I used a modified "slurped butt" reference, I owe bdelp some $$$.

 

You're my hero. I love Internet drama.

Can I have $50 for my xbox?

 

FYI, car has been found...

Kai

 

Just to show you how crazy this is... I typed in Google "Ferrari 348 night vision" and.... voila!
Image Unavailable, Please Login

 

Page after page of really stupid posts...building our post count boys...seriously!!!!!!

 

This thread is doing wonders for my post count...

 

Ya ass!

Slurp it!

Where the hell is PAPPY?!

 

...and I'm not even in the brotherhood...

 

And your post was added for.... what reason?




Just sayin.... kettles and pots come to mind....

Jedi

 

Hoo!

 

...and I've not been involved in any butt slurping.

 

just stopped in for a free post.

 

Dear SLURP MY Butt. I have been following this thread with interest and have a few things to add.
1. A while ago someone posted re the huge amount of insurance premium that they had to pay.
2. In Australia you can buy "Third Party Fire and Theft Insurance for cars" ie if it is stolen or burnt you get paid, if you crash it the other party is covered but not you. This insurance is a lot cheaper than full comprehensive insurance. Is this type of insurance available in the US ofA?
3. Car was run into a ditch and had all sorts of straw and grass attached to it, there HAD to be some damage.
4. Car seemingly disappeared 20 mins after the "I ran into a ditch" post.
5. Car was seen in the McD car park "abandoned" when owner was supposed to be driving it to the shop.
6. Car was reported stolen and then miraculously found in same town nearby.
7. Everyone was told to SLURP MY Butt.

Heres the question. If I damaged my car in a ditch and had Third Party Fire and Theft cover only how can I get it repaired without major cost to me.

I think this would make a good CSI episode.

 

Thanks for the idea.

 

Really? A camera at a certain McDonalds might be used to refute that....




Jedi

 

"SLURPED from the Headlines..."

 

Find your own thread buddy; this is my slurp, err turf!

 

Fixed

Jedi

 

I'm just saying that it would be nice to get back at the what the post is about..'typical post drift'.
Kettles and pots do come to mind........

 

I am king ******.

I give up

 

It's a little early for April Fools day. We need some answers Tony.

 

Well, you're wrong about at least one thing. I'm one of at least two of Tony's friends/fellow fchatters who have actually seen the car (and yes I also have pics that I will not post here for obvious reasons but will happily hand over to DPD or Tony's insurance company if requested or needed), and who has no reason whatsoever to lie and/or help anyone cover up a crime. If Tony is lying, he already knows what he'll get from me.

 

Hopefully about the time this thread turns into nothing but an embarrassing (to all Ferrari owners) butt-slurping tard-fest, one of the 3 stars of this show will finally crack and admit this whole thing was a joke.

But i'm betting that won't be any sooner than tomorrow, after every member of every forum on the net is convinced that Ferrari owners are a bunch of moronic phuktards.

 

Indeed.

This thread has become worthless as tits on a warthog.

 

Jarrett, please read my post again, I in NO WAY accused you of covering up anything!! If I accused you of anything, it was simply playing a role in this brilliant hoax!