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  1. modena1_2003

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    #1 modena1_2003, Jan 30, 2011
    Here's your space fellas to tell, or show, all about what us "Real Men" do. Whether it be drink bourbon after lighting a fire, or grow a beard just to spite the wife, "Real Men" do things... a little differently.

    For instance, real men love bullet-proof glass:

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7mr7CK7zEk&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
     
  2. DGS

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    #2 DGS, Jan 30, 2011
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    #3 NeuroBeaker, Jan 30, 2011
    The other day I had slightly more cheese than my wife probably would have allowed, knowing it's quite fatty and probably not good for me. :eek:

    Oh - and I have dissected thalamus out of cubes of post mortem human brain, homogenized in buffer, and performed radioligand binding experiments on it. :D

    All the best,
    Real Man Andrew.
     
  4. tatcat

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    #4 tatcat, Jan 30, 2011
    real men pick up the tab
     
  5. 8 SNAKE

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    #5 8 SNAKE, Jan 30, 2011
    You can't come into a "Real Men" thread and toss out that line, Andrew. You can now find your F-chat man-card stored safely in your wife's purse, right next to your other man-parts.
     
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    #6 UroTrash, Jan 30, 2011
    Real men don't give a ****!

    They run backwards!

    They eat LARVAE...ohhh that's so NASTY!
     
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    #8 agup48, Jan 30, 2011
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D
     
  9. modena1_2003

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    #9 modena1_2003, Jan 31, 2011
    Real men hate LifeTime TV, and we don't care who knows it.
     
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    #10 Schatten, Jan 31, 2011
    Real men don't know what LifeTime TV is.
     
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    #11 Devilsolsi, Jan 31, 2011
    Real men have been portrayed as the devil on LifeTime TV..
     
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    #12 Johnny_Bluejeans, Feb 1, 2011
    I haven't shaved since May. My wife hates the beard but she hated me long before that :)
     
  13. modena1_2003

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    #13 modena1_2003, Feb 1, 2011
    Real men know that shaving was invented for women.
     
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    #14 tjacoby, Feb 1, 2011
    The author's clearly an effeminate wimp. real programmers live in machine code or, for those not afraid of some daylight assembler. preferably S/370.

    one comment rang true, EBCDIC for bonus marks;
    FORTRAN's for undergrads; PL/1 separated the boys from the men.
     
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    #15 NeuroBeaker, Feb 1, 2011
    Oh man... :eek: :D

    Slinking away to another thread,
    Andrew.
     
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    #16 SpecialK43, Feb 1, 2011
    Lifetime hates real men just as much, if not more.
     
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    #17 DrStranglove, Feb 1, 2011
    If she's late, real men will just leave. :p
     
  18. modena1_2003

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    #18 modena1_2003, Feb 10, 2011
    Real men knew VCR's were capable of fixing themselves.
     
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    #19 NeuroBeaker, Feb 10, 2011
    The DVD player needed a bit of my help though (link). ;)

    And you know what? It still works! First time I've ever fixed anything electrical without it exploding or setting itself on fire after my intervention. :D

    All the best,
    Andrew.
     
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    #20 TexasF355F1, Feb 10, 2011
    Real men knew how to change the time on the vcr so it didn't blink 12:00. :D
     
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    #21 430man, Feb 10, 2011
    Dude... that's all of us.
     
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    #22 Perkman87, Feb 10, 2011
    Real men don't have tear Glands, they just have something in their Eye
     
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    #23 nathandarby67, Feb 10, 2011
    Real men know that a bit of carburetor cleaner isn't really dangerous, it just makes that sandwich you laid next to you on the garage floor a little zestier.
     
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    #24 Robz328, Feb 14, 2011
    Actually, that would be the real man's 8yo kid.

    Real men are actually scared when their lives are at risk, but they still use their brains to deal with the problems.

    Thrill-seekers, who are trying to act like men, are idiots...Darwin Award Winners comprise these.

    Nefarious males are not real men.
     
  25. venusone

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    #25 venusone, Feb 14, 2011
    Real me eat it during that time.
    Real men cry at Forrest Gump.
    Real men look at a room left by a dog (or child) after it has had explosive diarrhea & projectile vomiting and say, ”where’s the mop?”
     
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