Crappy Replicas thread

That would make a fun 24 hrs of Lemons car. That's all its really good for at this point. What is the donor car for this mess? I like the plaid seats. Lol

 

Triumph TR7 or TR8... plaid seats are stock.

At least he isn't calling it a Ferrari though.

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

 

Wow, a bunch of F references here:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pew4cu7abuA[/ame]

and thus the replicrap craze was given a base for stupidity.

 

My God that video is awful! 70's porn had better acting. I can't believe anyone at GM made this. It must be a joke.

 

It's probably been de-bodied, chopped and stretched and is now a Lamborghini Diablo replica somewhere.

JD

 

Here we have it again --- just 68K miles later.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phWA8G0P8Qk[/ame]

 

Dino?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tMfVhp4fS0[/ame]


And just listen to the sound! What music!!! I like the rock under the rear wheel. Enzo would have done it exactly the same in the old days.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF484q7WyQ[/ame]

 

As an ex-owner the comment about fine engineering caused both my and my wife's coffee to re-surface.

 

That's terrible to see that in such bad condition.

 

308 failure

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Pontiac-Fiero-Mera-Rare-87-Pontiac-Mera-Rare-Dealer-Option-308-Ferrari-twin-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem25611e8f59QQitemZ160543182681QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks

250 GTO

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Replica-Kit-Makes-VELO-ROSSA-GTO-/170601874446?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item27b8aa040e

Thunderbird (my grandpa has a real one)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Replica-Kit-Makes-Camelot-1984-Ford-Thunderbird-t-bird-Replica-/150561944059?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item230e30f1fb

RR Phantom

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Replica-Kit-Makes-R-R-phantom-drop-head-/270703405675?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item3f072e2a6b

 

You bet it was worse than porn...they cut off before the scene of CJ banging Paula...on the hood of the Fiero.

 

Shocking to think that this isn't real - it's just so...........
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-FERRARI-TESTAROSSA-CONVERTIBLE-REPLICAR-LOW-MILES-/390290648259?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item5adf22acc3
It even has Ferrari badges & horsies to go with the pimp-tastic interior, so it just has to be real!!!
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You mean, it's NOT!?!?!?!?! BUT IT HAS BADGES!!!!

How much was a REAL TR in 1989?

Where are those Ferrari lawyers when they could actually do some good?

(I'm actually digging the Alvis in the background)

 

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on. . . It still looks like a 'Vette!

 

This isnt a 512 TR replica, it is a Red Convertible replica!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Replica-Kit-Makes-Red-Convertable-Replica-/110648859367?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item19c32f9ae7

 

You know that is remarkable! A fake-Corvette-fake-Ferrari!

 

...and he says that he recently did some miner work on it.

I don't know if I want any car that's been used in mining.

 

LOL XD

 

What I would like to see someday is someone take a Ferrari and make a fake Fiero. After all, good Fiero's are pretty rare!

 

Almost. This guy replaced his 308 engine with that of a Fiero.

http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2010/06/ferrari-308-gtsi-owner-swaps-maranello.html

 

You'd like that?!

Pervert.

 

I wonder if we can find a donor?

 

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/24/kit-cat-mercury-cougar-makes-perfect-bugatti-veyron-substitute/

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That embodies everything I hate about the kit car industry: That [all] owners of exotic vehicles must be involved in organized crime; that it's more important to "look the part" than to have any substance beneath the phony exterior; that $89k is a worthwhile amount to spend if it makes us look like we're millionaires; and, most of all, that performance doesn't matter, only what everyone else thinks we can afford to drive.

 

The depravity of humankind knows no depth.

 

Present company excluded, of course.