THE HORTH WHITHPERER If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!! A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.' So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly... 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?' So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?' So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?' The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her ****?' Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's butt, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'
Lol, what a monsterous day that was!! My liver is still recovering. Cheers lads, had a GREAT time! Thanks for the laughs. Nicole was a little upset with me last night when I got back to the room. ""Bloody out all day with ya dumb **** mates"!!! (Nah, she didnt say that. ) Sick all day yesterday and woke up feeling worse today. Took her to the hospital this morning, just got back. Cant find a problem with her, but she does have a little bit of a temp and is sleeping it off again. We fly out tomorrow morning, so ill be seeing ya's again next time.
she did say that when I was in the shower with her yesterday you didn't think I was really working do you ??!!
Sorry to hear Nicole is unwell Paps. Nothing worse than being stuck in a Hotel crook. I hope she gets well soon mate.
Cheers mate. I just woke her up and asked if she wanted anything to eat for dinner and she grumbled something along the lines of "**** off ****". Sleeping again, hope she gets better soon. We are flying home tomorrow, hope she is right for the 2.5 hr plane ride home.
Get well soon Nicole. You will feel much better when you get back to the Gold Coast ...................... err .............. I mean The Isa.
Lol, cheers mate. She is a lot better today. As you would be with 30 hrs sleep over 2 days. We home now.............................and now I feel sick. Lol, exactly what I was thinking.
So Horse with the Queen approaching 90 and with the wedding of William and Kate, when the Queen leaves us does the natioanl Anthem "God save the Queen" change to "God save the King"????
