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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Pepsi10, Apr 19, 2011.

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  1. Pepsi10

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    #1 Pepsi10, Apr 19, 2011
  2. Blown Z

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    #2 Blown Z, Apr 19, 2011
    It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean :D
     
  3. TexasF355F1

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    #3 TexasF355F1, Apr 20, 2011
    I really need to post a picture of a gag gift my dad got for his 40th birthday. Its a penis treadmill, its hilarious!
     
  4. DriveAfterDark

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    #4 DriveAfterDark, Apr 20, 2011
    It's not the size of the penis, it's how many feet per second.
     
  5. tundraphile

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    #5 tundraphile, Apr 20, 2011
    The mantra of the short-****ed :)
     
  6. 430man

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    #6 430man, Apr 20, 2011
    OP you missed the best line of the whole article....

    Who the hell wants to have 'traction' applied to their gentleman sausage 4 hours a day for 6 months, just to get .7 inches?

    I'm not sure I see the benefit... although 10% is 10%.
     
  7. Schatten

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    #7 Schatten, Apr 20, 2011
    Please post it! I don't want to search for penis treadmill.
     
  8. tundraphile

    tundraphile F1 Veteran

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    #8 tundraphile, Apr 20, 2011
    No kidding. One splash of cold water and all that hard work shirvels away.
     
  9. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    #9 venusone, Apr 23, 2011
    I briefly dated a guy that had a routine he went through daily to “exercise” his organ. This did not involve the length or girth but the erection strength relative to angle. He weighted his pole & worked towards the highest point measuring the angle. Any of you go for the high point or trajectory before liftoff?
     
  10. Pepsi10

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    #10 Pepsi10, Apr 23, 2011
    Haven't tried that.

    Ha, well you only dated him briefly, so I guess he should have been concentrating on other deficiencies.
     
  11. PAP 348

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    #11 PAP 348, Apr 27, 2011
    Ill do whatever it takes! :eek::eek:
     

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