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What would you do for 0.7 inches?

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  1. Pepsi10

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  2. Blown Z

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    It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean :D
     
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  3. TexasF355F1

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    I really need to post a picture of a gag gift my dad got for his 40th birthday. Its a penis treadmill, its hilarious!
     
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  4. DriveAfterDark

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    It's not the size of the penis, it's how many feet per second.
     
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    The mantra of the short-****ed :)
     
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    OP you missed the best line of the whole article....

    Who the hell wants to have 'traction' applied to their gentleman sausage 4 hours a day for 6 months, just to get .7 inches?

    I'm not sure I see the benefit... although 10% is 10%.
     
    430man, Apr 20, 2011
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  7. Schatten

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    Please post it! I don't want to search for penis treadmill.
     
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    No kidding. One splash of cold water and all that hard work shirvels away.
     
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  9. venusone

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    I briefly dated a guy that had a routine he went through daily to “exercise” his organ. This did not involve the length or girth but the erection strength relative to angle. He weighted his pole & worked towards the highest point measuring the angle. Any of you go for the high point or trajectory before liftoff?
     
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  10. Pepsi10

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    Haven't tried that.

    Ha, well you only dated him briefly, so I guess he should have been concentrating on other deficiencies.
     
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    Ill do whatever it takes! :eek::eek:
     
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