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  1. PhilNotHill

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    #1 PhilNotHill, Mar 5, 2011
    You know what a Fourteener is.
    You know what a chinook is.
    You know what a Rocky Mountain Oyster is.

    But you don't know what a turn signal is.
     
  2. hdpt00

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    #2 hdpt00, Mar 5, 2011
    Add this:

    You drive a f*cking subaru 10mph under the speed limit in the fast lane.
     
  3. PhilNotHill

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    #3 PhilNotHill, Mar 6, 2011
    Hey, that's not me. Really. ;)

    I dive 10 mph over the limit.
     
  4. hardtop

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    #4 hardtop, Mar 6, 2011
    The turn signal dig works for the other 49 states also.

    I would change it "don't know how to tie a tie".

    Dave
     
  5. Alex_V

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    #5 Alex_V, Mar 6, 2011
    You know you're from Boulder if....
     
  6. PhilNotHill

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    #6 PhilNotHill, Mar 8, 2011
    Boulder has 300+ miles of bike trails. Does this sound like a car town? Yet the auto traffic is horrible.

    I attended CU when women still had dorm hours and men and women were in separate dorms. And we had a great football.
     
  7. hardtop

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    #7 hardtop, Mar 8, 2011
    Class of '98? (1898)

    Dave
     
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    #8 Taurean Bull, Mar 8, 2011
    The non-turbo cars CAN'T do any more than that....


    What's a tie? That's a good thing in the eyes of many. ;)
     
  9. PhilNotHill

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    #9 PhilNotHill, Mar 8, 2011
    LOL :D
     
  10. redtailalfa

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    #10 redtailalfa, Mar 8, 2011
    You are from Boulder if the bike on your car is worth more then your car!
     
  11. PhilNotHill

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    #11 PhilNotHill, Mar 9, 2011
    Bike or Dike?
     
  12. chas-3

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    #12 chas-3, Mar 27, 2011
    Yes, so true!
     
  13. teak360

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    #13 teak360, Apr 30, 2011
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  14. redtailalfa

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    #14 redtailalfa, Apr 30, 2011
    Are those big hoops? Soulcraft is a nice ride much quieter then the Vmax. If you put the Soulcraft on a old Subaru, you can enter the Peoples Republic of Boulder!
     
  15. teak360

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    #15 teak360, May 2, 2011
    Yes 29ers. Since I have lived in the PRB since the 60's I get special privileges like the VMax.
     
  16. CornersWell

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    #16 CornersWell, May 2, 2011
    I'm going to drive my Range Rover to Boulder, burn some carbon-based fuel and run a few bikers off the road for good measure!

    CW
     
  17. teak360

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    #17 teak360, May 2, 2011
    Cyclists ride bicycles. Bikers ride motorcycles.
     
  18. CornersWell

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    #18 CornersWell, May 2, 2011
    Exactly what I'm talking about...

    CW
     

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