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  1. mseals

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    Saw this on Facebook, and wanted to share.

    It's actually from here: http://yougottobekidding.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/country-song-titles/

    Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:

    - Ain’t No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

    - You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

    - Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart

    - I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day

    - She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn’t Choose Me

    - The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn’t Cling To Me For Long

    - Don’t Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

    - I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf

    - Now That We’re Miserable, I Hope You’re Happy

    What can you devise???

    :D

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    AND with Ferrari content!

    HAHAHA!

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    Family Guy had a great song, "I kissed my sweetie with my fist".
     
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    Real Title: "You're the Reason Our Children are Ugly". Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
     
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    My personal favorite, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me", Bellamy Brothers. :D

    And, although not a title, my all time favorite David Allan Coe/Steve Goodman "ultimate country song:

    Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison,
    and I went to pick her up in the rain
    but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
    she got runned over by a damned old train!

    And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
    and I never minded standin' in the rain
    no, a' you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
    you never even call me
    well I wonder why you don't call me
    why don't you ever call me by my name..

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coh7mBHwr4[/ame]
     
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    This band had another really great song called "Let your love Flow".

    My fav country song - The Tenessee Flat Top Box by Rosanne Cash.
     
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    excellent :D
     
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    :)


    Real one: "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" :D
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-FOLG-iA[/ame]

    There's a line in Alice Cooper's "Poison" that sounds like a C&W title:
    "I Want To Hurt You Just To Hear You Scream Out My Name." :p
     
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    You're two for two in this one.. I'm pretty sure Carlin knew his grammar.

    Oh, and please do not circumvent the profanity filter.
     
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