Saw this on Facebook, and wanted to share. It's actually from here: http://yougottobekidding.wordpress.com/2011/07/07/country-song-titles/ Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries: - Aint No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out - You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa - Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart - I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day - She Chews Tobacco, But She Didnt Choose Me - The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didnt Cling To Me For Long - Dont Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi - I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf - Now That Were Miserable, I Hope Youre Happy What can you devise??? Mike
My favorite, while laying on the BBQ grill, is: "I'm not as good as I once was. But I can be once as good as I ever was." Dale
My personal favorite, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me", Bellamy Brothers. And, although not a title, my all time favorite David Allan Coe/Steve Goodman "ultimate country song: Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck she got runned over by a damned old train! And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me and I never minded standin' in the rain no, a' you don't have to call me darlin', darlin' you never even call me well I wonder why you don't call me why don't you ever call me by my name.. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coh7mBHwr4[/ame]
This band had another really great song called "Let your love Flow". My fav country song - The Tenessee Flat Top Box by Rosanne Cash.
My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy Let Jesus Kick Me Through the Goal Posts of Life
Real one: "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?" [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-FOLG-iA[/ame] There's a line in Alice Cooper's "Poison" that sounds like a C&W title: "I Want To Hurt You Just To Hear You Scream Out My Name."
"I Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in Bed Crying Over You" "Why Did You Leave Me When I Told You I Loved and I Said I was Lying" "I Love My Truck" "You and My Doublewide Have a Lot in Common" All are real except one. Care to guess? No googling allowed.
"It's midnight in Montana and I can't get my d&!k out of this cow" "I should'a ***** ole what's her name" "You're love ran down my leg and now your gone" All George Carlin, please feel free to take down if too crass.
You're two for two in this one.. I'm pretty sure Carlin knew his grammar. Oh, and please do not circumvent the profanity filter.
"Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols. I dated someone that would sing "Appletinis make her clothes fall off" to me. Hahaha!!! [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2700em-JQ[/ame]
The car forum special: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maeaht5vEBM[/ame] "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Loose Wheel"
