Free Silver Upgrade contest!!!!!

Haven't done this in a while.... thought it'd be fun to do a "Christmas in July".

I'll pay to "up you" to a free year of Silver subscription if you're the winner

Contest topic: A Ferrari Limerick! Just write a Limerick with something to do with
Ferrari - brand, model, F-Chat itself.... just has to have SOME sort of Ferrari content,
whether that actual word is used or not.

The rules:

1. PM entries directly to me - don't post them here!
2. You must have at least 500 in your post count
3. You must never have been banned from Ferrari Chat
4. You must not have ever been Silver or Rossa subscribed
5. Deadline for entries is midnight, Pacific Time (US), July 31, 2011
6. Entries MUST be a true Limerick in syllable cadence.... if you're not
sure of the "pattern" of a limerick, Google a bunch of them to read

Someone WILL be awarded... I'll post the winner here

We've lost a few voices up in Silver lately.... time to bring in some fresh blood



Have fun... I'll be watching for PM's .... the winning Limerick will be posted here.

Jedi

 

You couldn't give me a silver subscription, a load of twunts you are.

 

hmmm, not sure that's a limerick.

 

You're too kind Jedi!!

 

What is a twunt?

 

Damn....

There was once a man from Nantucket
With ****** so long he could suck it
If I could just get it in, he said with a grin,
If my ear were a **** I would **** it.....

Rocket science?




Jedi

 

Any chance on doing a Rossa contest?

 

You're toast if us Silvers become eligible. I sent Jedi one this morning for grins. I banged out another half dozen today because it's ... just ... too ... much ... fun.

 

Yeah yeah yeah... web master is on it. But thanks for the tip



Jedi

 

Christmas 2011... you bet!! Rossa Upgrade contest just like I did 2010!! (NOT going to be a limerick,
so don't waste time trying now... )



Jedi

 

hmm...sent

 

That message was a day earlier. I sent you an actual limerick yesterday. Go check your mail again.

Here's another:

F-chatters did Vegas with zeal,
Drove cars that the tires would peel,
Shot guns they sure did,
Sun up and they hid
None more that the members would squeel.

 

I'm still wondering what a limerick is.

 

Hey - that's not bad!! AND it's actually the RIGHT CADENCE for a
limerick! I've had a number of submissions.... but they AREN'T PROPER LIMERICKS!

But you're already Silver



Jedi

 

Read the rules, Dave
4. You must not have ever been Silver or Rossa subscribed

 

I did clearly disclose that I was not eligible in my message. I was going to quote it here, but it's not in my sent PM box, so perhaps I accidentally emailed it instead. See, doubly not eligible, as apparently I can't follow any rules.

 

Oh..good stuff...my silver just expired

 

See rule #4.

 

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Well this thread is going great places..... Oh well. guess I'll save fifteen clams



Jedi

 

A local ukulele club meets weekly at one of my favorite restaurants. I just can't begin to explain the bizarreness of this coincidence.

 

Glad to add a little bizarreness to your life!

Quite bizarre too that this post...

...caused me to stumble across a song titled "I wanna be like you" by a group of TWUNTS!

 

LOL!!



Jedi

 

There once was a board full of TWUNTS...



... oh nevermind!!!

 

A few more dribbles and you'll finish it for us I'm sure.