Horse,whats happening with the GG this year?
I had to laugh watching the coverage tonight on 9. The young lass says how it is so wonderful to see the Union Jack everywhere. Someone then asks her how she feels about the Union Jack being in the top left corner of our flag. The silly cow then starts back pedalling and talking about the republican option while representing our country at the wedding of our Monarch. Got know idea on her own countries history and where it comes from. Luckily this countries IQ is elevated by the immigration of Kiwis.
See, us Kiwis keeps you Aussies on edge checking everything. Must be a little depressing to be subservient all the rime.
kiwis are just living proof pommies shag sheep ..... and no-one ever thought a sheep was smart .... and if NZ is so ****ing great how come there are so many living HERE ??!! wake up to yourself .... and who's talking about poetry
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.
is this in P&R ? I can't see it, post it up here (I had P&R removed from my profile years ago, just idiots and buffoons in there)
