Someone was filming me at the gym yesterday....lol...what a freak this guy is! [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ic431K3bn8&[/ame]
Remember that guy that was injecting steroids straight into this biceps?? His biceps were MASSIVE, but the rest of him was not. Kinda reminds me of this guy. Look at how small his forearms are compared to his biceps.
When I first saw your post, I thought I was only the magic '3' behind, but then, in my persuit (sic) of awesomness, i realized my post was actually at 11:21 (not 11:20).
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought her a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note: Dear Darling, This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove. these are a delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. i had the sales girl try them on and she really looked smart. I wish i could put them on you for the first time. no doubt another man's hands will come into contact with them before i have the chance to see you again. when you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. i hope you will wear them for me on friday night. all my love. p.s. just think how many times i will kiss them during the coming year. also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.
Sheez, did a google search yesterday for Ferrari car covers and look what came up on the first page Image Unavailable, Please Login
heard this one last night , its a good one A bin collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro", says the chappy. "Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the bin collector. "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?" "I dust bin on toilet I told you" "Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?" "OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a wank!"
