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Man saws off own foot to receive unemployment benefits

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  1. jpohl402

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    He's now a foot shorter.
     
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    I wonder if he would also cut off his nose to spite his face?
     
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    I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

    Instant pirate, just add eyepatch, sword, and parrot.
     
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    That's nothing compared to what he did when his wife feigned a headache :eek:
     
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    He cut off his foot so he would have an excuse as to why he couldn't perform his duties.

    Analogy would work much better if you said his wife wanted some ...
     
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    Shall we apply the same level of scrutiny to your post? Do you really think he was born with only 1 leg? ;)

    They're jokes. Lighten up.
     
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    The kicker: According to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.
     
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