The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink. A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies. "Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your Injun runnin?".
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "John " the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers RAAF 737, the aeroplane of the Prime Minister of Australia"? "Yep.." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "Gillard is dead?" the inspector asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "She kept saying she wasn't... But you know what a lying biatch she is ...
Mel just received a call from the girls "Um, we've followed them out to Bondi and we've run out of money and can't get home. Can you come and pick us up?" :shakes head:
