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  1. 1%er

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    If your taking one this big for the team you get a full 101%! Holy **** this chick has gills!

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  2. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    More like this but replace the rice rocket with a Vezpa...
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  3. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    You need to subscribe so you can droll on some of the NSFW threads...curvy chicks galore and then some!

    http://ferrarichat.com/forum/payments.php
     
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  4. 1%er

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    Once again that ****ing awesome! I have to blog about this one holy cow! OMG my sides hurt LOL!!!!!!!!

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    zYOu guys should get a kick out of this one. This was at a bar in sturgis a few years ago! How ****ed up do ya have to be to do this! LOL
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  5. 1%er

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    Ya got me! What am I supposed to look at?

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    1%er, Dec 20, 2011
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  6. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    Fess up, that's you right?

    At least you/he isn't being, um, intimate with the pylon. :eek: :D
     
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  7. 1%er

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    Believe it or not I very seldom drink. This guy has more hair then I do!
     
    1%er, Dec 20, 2011
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  8. 4re Nut

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  9. 4re Nut

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    You already stepped up to an avatar...you'll have 1K posts in time...this place is like Hotel California.
     
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  10. 1%er

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    Ya me in New Orleans a few years ago
     
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  11. 4re Nut

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    Small world, I live in the burbs of NOLA.
     
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  12. 1%er

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    Fun town. Lived in Homa for awhile when I was a diving commercially for PDNO and CalDive in Morgan city.
     
    1%er, Dec 20, 2011
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  13. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ BANNED Rossa Subscribed

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    Hey Dude, keep the rubber side up, or is it the shiny side down? Crap, I always get this **** mixed up.

    Dale
     
    Texas Forever, Dec 21, 2011
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    Went to the annual "Tijuana Toy Run" this year. It wasn't 5 minutes and 2 "rival" MC gangs decided to embarrass themselves by fighting. Imagine if you will, "grown" men, fighting over absolutely nothing.

    They should have been spanked as children. maybe they'd figure it out by the time puberty hits, then...
     
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  15. 1%er

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    Its always disappointing when something like that happens. What clubs were involved? As for fighting over nothing, countries do that stuff all the time. It's not exclusive to MC's. Oh well what do ya do.

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    1%er, Dec 22, 2011
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  16. 1%er

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    Lol it's both Dale! Hey guys Merry Christmas!
     
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  17. 1%er

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    Guys,
    I just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas. May the holiday and new year bring you and your family happiness, health and prosperity.

    With warmest regards
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    1%er, Dec 24, 2011
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    Merry Christmas to you as well.
     
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    gone 4 good
    at the clubhouse:

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump
    off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "Hey, honey, what are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an
    opportunity so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, passionate, deep-tongued, lingering, thrilling kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.
    That's a real talent you are going to waste. That was one hell of a kiss !!! Why are you committing
    suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl ......"




    This joke was found under "Aussie joke thread" in the Australia sub-section of FChat...probably 800-900 of them. Ought to check that out.

    Happy holidays to you too, man!

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    kevfla, Dec 27, 2011
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  20. 1%er

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    Lol that's awesome! I will tell that joke at the clubhouse this weeken and advise.
     
    1%er, Dec 28, 2011
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  21. 4re Nut

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    :eek:
     
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  22. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ BANNED Rossa Subscribed

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    There's a lot I could say, but I ain't gonna. Live and let live and all that.

    Just remember, real bikers don't join no clubs. We just ride and ride.

    Dale

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_gz2yj_MeA[/ame]
     
    Texas Forever, Dec 31, 2011
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  23. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ BANNED Rossa Subscribed

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    Hey, 1% Dude, if I was gonna buy a Harley, which one should I buy?

    Keep in mind, I go way back. Back in my day, Electrica Glides were only for old dudes. Me? I was a Triumph guy. Yeah, me and Steve.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HZw-wsCK5w[/ame]


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAyUBHGDTnw&feature=fvwp&NR=1[/ame]

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNjzzDNIJWw&feature=related[/ame]



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    Texas Forever, Jan 11, 2012
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  24. 1%er

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    LOL! Just wanted to tell you guys to have a safe riding season. My wife and I have already had one really close call! Please keep your eyes open and lay off the beer when you're going to ride. Hey Dale, How's life treating ya. I hope well. I will try to get on here more often, it's just been a crazy spring!

    Warmest Regards

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    1%er, May 1, 2012
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  25. 1%er

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    Alright guys I have a new toy! I should have pictures up this weekend. I will give you a little preview!

    1. Ultima 120 cubic inch motor

    2. Baker 6 speed tranny

    3. Twin 45mm Makuni carbs

    4. NOS

    5. Custom built frame

    6. 250 rear tire

    Holy freakin dog crap it's fast! I had it up to 148mph last weekend between here and franktown. I think that's faster then I ever want to go on a bike! That was without hitting the NOS.

    More to follow!
     
    1%er, May 2, 2012
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