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  1. mseals

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  2. mseals

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    Here's the article:

    Skrillex uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence To Win Grammys

    Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come.

    As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

    Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

    Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

    Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

    In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).

    As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life. Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

    (So... should this be in P&R?)

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  3. Kevin Rev'n

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    Funny I had no interest to go to a concert..... until now!!!!!
     
  4. Drew_4RE

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    This is fake, FYI
     
  5. Piper

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    Over 100% of homosexual gays, huh? Does that make them straight?
     
  6. Jedi

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    I've been a male lesbian my whole life

    ;)

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  7. mseals

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    Is it?

    Perhaps it's just a group of opinions lumped together.

    Website is cited, above.

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  8. Piper

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    Ever get any hot lesbian chicks to buy into that? Great line.
     
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    Skrillex is still the number one Dub Step musician for me...
     
  10. Jedi

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    Completely not true by the way.... just one glaring piece of bad information in that article

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    Christwire? Really????
     
  12. mseals

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    I don't write it... I just report it.

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  13. DesertDawg

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    I lol'd @ "Homosexual Satan Wasp"

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  14. Stephanie

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    I knew someone was going to say it...post #6! Didn't take long! LOL! :p
     
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    Matto delivers a hearty high-five ;) that article is the first time that I've been exposed to the term "emosexual" though. I'm clearly out of touch and need to consult the Hipness Dictionary. I am also going to ponder possible anagrams for "Homosexual Satan Wasp"....that's just hilarious.
     
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    And for the record, "Homosexual Satan wasp" in Latin is Homosexualis Satan talem rettulit

    Skrillex is NOT a Latin word

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  18. mseals

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    I thought it was "Homosexualis Satan vesparum"

    :D

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    I thought "Vesparum" was a flock of those little scooters.
     
  20. mseals

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    Could be... what do I know?

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  21. Jedi

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    That would be the scientific Latin usage....

    From Aesop's "The Bees and the Drone" (Phaedrus):

    Tunc illa talem rettulit sententiam:
    "Apertum est quis non possit et quis fecerit.
    Quapropter apibus fructum restituo suum."
    Hanc praeterissem fabulam silentio,
    si pactam fuci non recusassent fidem.

    Either I'm sure works just fine.... he's still a big gay bee with a thumping bass line

    Jedi
     
  22. SoftwareDrone

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    Skrillex???

    Sounds like something you spray onto a frying pan so the eggs do not stick to it. ?????
     
  23. mseals

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    Or.... T-Rex's more talented brother.

    :D

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  24. Jedi

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    Cuz he gots a lot more Skrill, yo!
     
  25. DesertDawg

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    Skrill? Ain't that the next thing up the food chain from Plankton?
     

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