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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #1976 Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
    Nice Lexuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  2. Horse

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    #1977 Horse, Aug 21, 2012
    Yes, I noticed there's a broom asleep against it.
     
  3. greg246

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    #1978 greg246, Aug 21, 2012
    So bitter
     
  4. 360C

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    #1979 360C, Aug 21, 2012
    It was parked at the Toorak Senior Citizens Club. Carl pops around once a week for free milk and Cookies.
     
  5. Aircon

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    #1980 Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
    The car is mine, the broom belongs to my ex wife
     
  6. greg246

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    #1981 greg246, Aug 21, 2012
    Is that what they call sex with pensioners these days?
     
  7. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1982 FazzerPorscheman, Aug 21, 2012
    LOL

    It's aSweep. :D
     
  8. Horse

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    #1983 Horse, Aug 21, 2012
    Boom boom!
     
  9. b27

    b27 F1 World Champ

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    #1984 b27, Aug 21, 2012
    LOL, and to think she still talks to you. :)
     
  10. carl888

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    #1985 carl888, Aug 21, 2012
    Cleaning out the womb with the womb broom!

    I have a pic, but I keep getting into trouble when I post pics, so I'll leave it to your imagination.
     
  11. PAP 348

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    #1986 PAP 348, Aug 21, 2012
    I love Melb and I agree with you there mate. :)
     
  12. Horse

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    #1987 Horse, Aug 21, 2012
    You're a naughty, naughty boy.
     
  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    #1988 FazzerPorscheman, Aug 21, 2012
  14. HamFan

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    #1989 HamFan, Aug 21, 2012

    USED TO talk to him....
     
  15. HamFan

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    #1990 HamFan, Aug 21, 2012
    ...yeap...the sound of Aircons car mysteriously blown to bits overnight
     
  16. Horse

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    #1991 Horse, Aug 21, 2012
    It's OK, he has another new, rare and expensive one coming next week. ;)
     
  17. Aircon

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    #1992 Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
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    Oh ffs...I was delirious!!!
     
  18. HamFan

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    #1993 HamFan, Aug 21, 2012
    A deviant trying to be hilarious?
     
  19. Aircon

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    #1994 Aircon, Aug 21, 2012
    Isn't it past your bed time?
     
  20. Horse

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    #1995 Horse, Aug 21, 2012
    OILIO
     
  21. vegas1

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    #1996 vegas1, Aug 21, 2012
    Where's Las Vegas ?
     
  22. vegas1

    vegas1 F1 Rookie

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    #1997 vegas1, Aug 21, 2012
    FWIW - I love Melbourne.

    Sidenee take note.
     
  23. Horse

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    #1998 Horse, Aug 22, 2012
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  24. PSk

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    #1999 PSk, Aug 22, 2012
    Both idiots, although only one was acting as one.
    Pete
     
  25. PAP 348

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    #2000 PAP 348, Aug 22, 2012
    13,545 th most liveable city in the world. :D
     
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