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  1. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    Just had the most stupid series of questions spew out of a PA's mouth on my recent visit to my gastroenterologist’s office. She was blond & did not have a clue even when I asked why the bizarre grouping of questions. Such as have you had any:
    1. Shortness of breath, Muscle aches, or Foot pain?
    2. Loss of vision, Indigestion, or Tingling in the fingertips?
    3. Itching, Bruising, or Dizziness?
    ...4. Paranoia, Diarrhea, or Spontaneous ejaculation?
    5. Painful urination, Anxiety, or Depression?
    Question 5 was real just as she asked it. Said she was taught questions in grouping. How stupid can it get? Give me my doctor already!
     
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  2. David_S

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    Sorry. The PA I know is tired of working 30 hours/week for just over $100k/year and is moving to Maui where she will make $150k+ per year working 30 hours or (much) less per week. She is blond, she's happy to LOOK blonde, and she'll be even happier collecting that kind of salary for those kind of hours.
     
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  3. Smiles

    Smiles F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    The PA I know happens to be a Commonwealth...
     
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  4. David_S

    David_S F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Isn't that like a State, but with more potholes on their turnpike? :)
     
    David_S, Sep 6, 2012
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  5. brownsgolf

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    I thought it was a collection of potholes with and occasional roadway?? :)
     
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    Smiles F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Yup.

    And an expensive turnpike. Which I hate.

    Drive through the toll-free roads of the Appalachians, though. It's wondrous.

    Matt
     
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    toggie F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Seemed okay until I got to question #4.
    She didn't actually ask you if you had issues with spontaneous ejaculation, did she? :eek:

    :)

    .
     
    toggie, Sep 6, 2012
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    kiss me
     
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    ..he's alive..!
     
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  10. S Brake

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    Better to ask too many questions that not enough.
    Now, about your spontaneous ejaculation...
     
    S Brake, Sep 9, 2012
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