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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    Lo io. ! :D
     
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    Why aren't we "On the Piss Right Now?"
     
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  3. Horse

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    Very disappointing :(
     
  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    I was all set.

    Indian tonight?

    Sitar at Albion at 18:15
     
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    Love to, but can't sorry.

    Moved to next Thursday.
     
  6. FazzerPorscheman

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    I'll throw you a Papadam.
     
  7. Ossie

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    and technically that's not a racist joke....!
     
  8. Aircon

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    Joke of the year.....Robert's talking about buying a 550!!!!


    LOL LOL LOL

    Mind you, if it happens, I feel sorry for the car AND I'm relieved he won't be posting crap about it on here.
     
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    Did he sell the K3?

    That reminds me next time you see him can you grab my 2 ways and I'll get them from you at our next coffee which has been a while.
     
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    I don't see him...he smells...but Janne does sometimes. (see him...not stink, that is)
     
  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    A Replicar?
     
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    tarted up Supra
     
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    www.asif.com

    Has he bought a Daytona yet?
     
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    He said it drove like a truck, so he sold it.
     
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    Will we see him on the Lowe or does he have everyone on ignore?
     
  16. Aircon

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    Yes...hasn't it been awesome?
     
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    I thought he'd be a coke man :p
     
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    Oh he is!
     
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    :)

    The phone rings at the local hospital and the duty medic answers. There is a hysterical man on the end of the line saying, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
    "Is this her first child?" asked the duty medic.
    "No you stupid f***er!" screamed the man, "This is her husband!"
     
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    Flew back to Adelaide from Port Lincoln today on REX.

    Lovely flight, but some of their suggested in flight exercises are questionable...
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    Puts the fun back into flying.
     
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    SORTED
     
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