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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    OMG....I first heard that joke 45 years ago!!

    What do you call an Italian fog?

    A bigamist.
     
    Aircon, Dec 27, 2012
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  2. greg246

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    What about a Greek parachutist?









    Condescending
     
    greg246, Dec 27, 2012
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  3. islerodreaming

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    Feds know exactly what happened. You notice that they didn't lift a finger to inquire at the time - they already knew what happened.
     
    islerodreaming, Dec 28, 2012
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  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    So...what happened, exactly, then?
     
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  5. islerodreaming

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    No airport ring involved. Not first time. Carried on behalf of another family member.
     
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  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I certainly hope that's the case. It would be shocking if it was a set up. Disgraceful, actually.
     
    Aircon, Dec 28, 2012
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    Now this, is a bloody good effort. :)

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERem3t768wI[/ame]
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Dec 30, 2012
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  12. Aircon

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    Now i'm set for my trip to Italy
     
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    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Mate, I've been here for 3 weeks and still have a few to go. Trust me, it's got lots going for the place. I could settle here very easily thank you very much. ;) (But can't afford to haha)
     
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  17. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Geez mate...a few months ago you were so anti Switzerland...crappy place...people with no sense of humour and so unfriendly.....now look at ya!!

    What's changed?
     
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    100% correct PP. I said the same on AE. I think staying in an apartment with my family and actually doing normal day to day stuff as living at home has given a true comparison of life in this country. It has only been for a short while and I'm sure some of the novelty would rub off after several months living here, but ATM we are loving it.

    The quality and range of food in the supermarkets leaves Australia for dead. The only negative for me is that meat is very expensive however can be offset with the other items such as fresh produce which is cheaper. Plus Beer, wine and Champagne. They eat a lot of Horse over here and I don't like that, find it a bit chewy, but it is very lean.

    Anyways, better go, off to go skiiing again shortly, kids are in ski school at 9.15am. :D
     
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  20. moretti

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    that's why I opted for higher ceilings in my house
     
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  21. Aircon

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    Should be $385 not $38.50, not that it makes any difference :D
     
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  24. Aircon

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    Geez I laughed. I just saw a house in Toorak with evaporative air conditioning.
     
    Aircon, Jan 4, 2013
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    Funny....why?
     
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