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  1. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Count me in, this Thursday?

    Time for a GG board meeting?
     
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  2. FazzerPorscheman

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    Either Thursday suits me. This week will probably be better. I'll organise Phil, you talk to Lewis.

    Don't tell Pee Pee. You know what he is like. :)
     
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  3. Horse

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    Whom?
     
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  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    Guy whom does his own hair. Well, that what he tells us it is. :)

    I've been saving this photograph just for this opportunity. :D

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    FazzerPorscheman, Jan 7, 2013
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  5. Aircon

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    sicko
     
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  6. FazzerPorscheman

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    I thought that would get your attention.
     
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  7. Aircon

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    You always have my attention.
     
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  8. Horse

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    NTTIAWWT
     
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    One day Tiger Woods, was touring the Golf Courses of Ireland when he ran low on fuel for his big Mercedes, so he pulled over to the nearest petrol station.
    "Hi there," said Tiger to the petrol attendant, "Can you fill her up?"
    "Oh shure I ken!" replied the attendant and he started filling Tiger's car with fuel.
    Tiger got out of his car to stretch his legs and two wooden Tees fell out of his pocket and onto the ground.
    "Sweet Mary," said the Irish attendant, "And what would they be then?"
    Tiger looked down and said, "They are for putting my balls on when I'm driving."
    "Bejasus," cried the attendant, "those fellas at Mercedes tink of everting!" :)
     
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  10. Horse

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    That joke was around when Cocky was an egg.
     
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    You need to remember, you are much older than me. :)
     
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    Now who's gunna believe that? ;)
     
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    Thursday Drivers Briefing,I'm in. See you @ 9
     
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    Can't remember if this was posted before, but it's bloody funny.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc[/ame]
     
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    FACT: 790,000 people are having sex - right now.

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    FACT: 370,000 are relaxing after having sex.

    FACT: 10 old farts are on F-Chat.












































    You hang in there, sunshine!
     
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    Where's the stat for people who have sex while they're on fchat?
     
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    !
     
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    Does wanking count?
     
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    I'm assuming it does.
     
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    If you are both finished - it does not!
     
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    Fixed.
     
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