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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Slow day Peter,

    I see not much has been happening since my extremely quick trip to Boulia and back.


    BTW,THAT! will never happen,doesn't matter how much you abuse the laws of physics!!!!
     
    simon klein, Jan 10, 2013
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  2. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    SilentG would the one to answer that one..........................if he had a spare hand.
     
    simon klein, Jan 10, 2013
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  3. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    LOL....


    Simon cracked a funny!
     
    Aircon, Jan 10, 2013
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  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Gravity punished her from birth anyway :) That poor little thing.
     
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  5. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    The proposal.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYslhL71k1M[/ame]
     
    Aircon, Jan 10, 2013
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  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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  7. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Poor Kimi....Leave him alone, he knows what he's doing!
     
    Horse, Jan 11, 2013
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  8. Aircon

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    A one-legged man has allegedly robbed a Perth bank and made a getaway on a mobility scooter.

    Police said the 61-year-old man demanded money from a teller at the Bankwest store in Subiaco yesterday afternoon.

    He didn't appear to be armed but was given cash and allegedly tried to get away on the motorised wheelchair.

    A short time later, police found the alleged robber three streets away from the bank and arrested him.

    He has been charged with one count of robbery and will appear in Perth Magistrate's Court on Thursday, January 24.
     
    Aircon, Jan 12, 2013
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  9. HWHL

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    What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

    A Seatbelt!
     
    HWHL, Jan 13, 2013
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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I'll bet he was hopping mad :p
     
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    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    & stumped.


    via rubber ducky
     
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  13. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    That is one of the funniest photos ever.
     
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    Except that one of them seems to resemble a horse, unless I'm mistaken!
     
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  15. moretti

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  16. Horse

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    Note coffee. :)
     
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  17. Aircon

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    we see a coffee cup...we have no way of knowing what's in it.
     
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  18. Aircon

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  19. moretti

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    I thought a grudge was where South Africans parked their cars :confused:
     
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  20. Aircon

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    Deary me.
     
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  21. Horse

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    Is there any room left in your head?

    ;)
     
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  22. Aircon

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    yes...I'm brainless.
     
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    What is with the pyjama top?
     
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  24. IanB

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    2 phat aussies?
     
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  25. Horse

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    My favorite shirt, so FOxClubby
     
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