Slow day Peter, I see not much has been happening since my extremely quick trip to Boulia and back. BTW,THAT! will never happen,doesn't matter how much you abuse the laws of physics!!!!
A one-legged man has allegedly robbed a Perth bank and made a getaway on a mobility scooter. Police said the 61-year-old man demanded money from a teller at the Bankwest store in Subiaco yesterday afternoon. He didn't appear to be armed but was given cash and allegedly tried to get away on the motorised wheelchair. A short time later, police found the alleged robber three streets away from the bank and arrested him. He has been charged with one count of robbery and will appear in Perth Magistrate's Court on Thursday, January 24.
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A Seatbelt!