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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Out of jail,thanx to Pap perhaps.
     
  2. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Nah,couldn't leave this den of iniquity for that bunch of wankers.
     
  3. Horse

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    Maybe Sam430?
     
  4. 365GTC/4

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    I read a few posts yesterday that were factual. Did he get banned for telling the truth or did he post some stuff later that was ?????
     
  5. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    On here or silver,John.
    I haven't been there to look at it.

    A bunch of post's were taken off a silver thread on the same day they were posted,not yesterday-prior,as were 1 or 2 from kaivball,re guns.
     
  6. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Yes,well,will the real Sam430 stand up,we salute you.
     
  7. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 F1 Rookie

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    Oh OK. I thought it was for the stuff on Oz section about cars etc.

    The gun debate can get heated. It is more than a religion for some. It is a waste of time trying to reason with them. Just like with a religious zealot.
     
  8. moretti

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    as fishermen say John, this is not about life or death, this is far more serious :)
     
  9. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Yeh,I'm leaving them alone now,besides,if they keep blowing each other away(another shooting o/night-3 wounded at a university)they'll eventually end up with an empty country.
     
  10. 365GTC/4

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    Exactly. No point. I just think the NRA's response that there are not enough guns is so funny IF it was not so tragic.
     
  11. moretti

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    fixed to add the truth
     
  12. Gleggy

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    Two nuns are riding their bicycles down a back street in Rome when one leans over to the other and says, "I`ve never come this way before,"
    to which the other nun whispers, "It`s the cobblestones."
     
  13. sallycarrera

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    Pete decided to marry his long term girlfriend.
    One day,after the honeymoon,he was in the garage changing sparkplugs on his old 308.
    His new wife was standing there at the door,watching him.
    After a long pause ,she spoke...
    "Pete darling, now that we are married I think its time you gave up these old cars. Maybe you could think about selling it."
    Pete looked horrified.
    "Darling,what's wrong?" she said.
    "There for a moment you sounded like my ex-wife" he said
    "EX WIFE" she gasped. "You didn't tell me you'd been married before!"
    "I haven't" he replied
     
  14. Aedo

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    Brilliant :D



    Not really a joke though... :)
     
  15. simon klein

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    #2540 simon klein, Jan 23, 2013
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    This isn't a joke either,just thought I'd share.
    If you think you've had all the diseases under the sun,I don't reckon you've had this one.
    I've just rented a car out to a Korean bloke whose 1st name is:Bumsik C...g
     
  16. Aircon

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    love it
     
  17. Aircon

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    #2542 Aircon, Jan 24, 2013
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  18. Horse

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    Whom?
     
  19. Dave 456

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    Two elderly and very proper Englishwomen are enjoying afternoon tea: One says; "tell me Dorothy, have you read Marx?" The other replies " Well Cynthia, yes I have, they're from the cane chair on which I'm sitting"

    Hey, at least you can tell it at home....
     
  20. sallycarrera

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    Antiques Roadshow is in town doing appraisals so Wesley takes along two little stuffed dogs.
    "Oh yes" the presenter says.. "These have been done by the famous Murphy Brothers taxidermists from London ,probably around the turn of the century.... tell me ,Sir..what do you think these would fetch if they were in good condition?"

    "Sticks" said Wesley
     
  21. FazzerPorscheman

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    "Groan"

    FFS, you'd better have better material at GG2013
     
  22. sallycarrera

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    The live show is always better
     
  23. I16

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    #2548 I16, Jan 25, 2013
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  24. Horse

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    That's what Carl reckons. ;)



    Joining us in the Logan Beanie Skeet shooting competition?

    Any idea what the prizes should be?
     
  25. greg246

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