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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

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  2. moretti

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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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  5. Aircon

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    I'm going to change my name.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw]the chase itv1 bradley walsh cant stop laughing during the Fanny Chmelar question (17/10/11) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  6. Aircon

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  9. PSk

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    You need to be careful on who you send this one to!. This is a response I got:

    Man somebody pulled his knickers up way too high this morning ... :D :D :D
    Pete
     
  10. HWHL

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    Yep if you look back to when I posted it you will see a response in this thread, maybe we just have a different sense of humour ;-)
     
  11. PSk

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    Yep :D. Even funnier now that I've wound this guy up ... made my day! :D
    Pete
     
  12. wrxmike

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    Sorry I didn't think it was a joke either, It sounded like a snapshot of Canberra society, I assume the author had spent a few years living here.


    M
     
  13. simon klein

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    SORTED!!
     
  14. HWHL

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    Hey, did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres nearly drowned???............................
    Yeah she was found face down in Ricki Lake !!!
     
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    Think of the money she will save on dental floss!
     
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  18. jmillard308

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    Lady: Do you drink?

    Man: Yes

    Lady: How much a day?

    Man: 3 six packs

    Lady: How much per six pack

    Man: about $10.00

    Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: 15 years

    Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

    Man: Correct

    Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink?

    Lady: No

    Man: Where's your Ferrari?
     
  19. I16

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    From the US, but few would say it doesn't apply equally to Australia. Delete food stamps, insert Centrelink.



    Quote:



    Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government .

    The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of
    Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount
    of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

    Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S.
    Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."
    Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow
    dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."

    Thus ends today's lesson in irony.
     
  20. Aircon

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  21. FazzerPorscheman

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    Pretty good,























    For you. :D
     
  22. Aircon

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  23. I16

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    chuckle chuckle, but it is true that australians had to still tie their kangaroo down sport and don't let your abbo go loose Bruce - all very weird stuff
     
  24. Aircon

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