Aussie joke thread

Wouldn't know, only communists use public transport

 

thank you for your input comrade Greg, very interesting post

Does anyone remember that nutter pommie that use to address everyone as comrade .... he was quite funny but I think he got permabanned

Just remembered !!
512 tearse

 

512Tea Are - very funny bloke - very very dry sense of humour

Used to take the piss out the yanks in the supercar forum without them even realising it - when they finally figured it out they gave him a six month ban and he didn't bother coming back.

 

Yeah - he was hysterical, and has a ginormous vocabulary. "Efforty" drove everyone nuts - wish he'd pop back in.

 

you didn't like him ?

He could be just as escoterical as yourself

 

BTW, it's Esoterical.

 

yeah I know, the stupid software changed it and I couldn't be bothered

 

I know you know that I know.

 

The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict.

 

Mrs. Smith phoned the dishwasher serviceman because her dishwasher stopped working. Unfortunately, the serviceman couldn't fit in an "after-hours" appointment. Mrs. Smith had to go to work, so she said to him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the serviceman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and just about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"

 

Ha Ha, good yolk.

 

Always look at the sunny side of these things

 

Good driver, or bad? Good car, or piss poor handling?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkNZSR8d4UM[/ame]

 

Opposite is true, as I thought he was hilarious.

It was unfortunate he just pushed the Efforty thing too far, too fast and too um, furiously. It was overwhelming, and owners of magnificent flying down-the-road machines weren't happy campers, at all.

 

were they people who are actually ON fchat, or did you take notice of banned members again?

Hey...I read today that I was given a warning about a life ban from fchat....is that true? did I miss it?

 

348 ?

Can't blame the driver .... other than poor choice of car

 

Can he get re-instated for the Aussie section only ?

We need some crazy people here to liven the joint up

We all know the F40 crowd have no sense of humour (and I've given up ever driving one so bugger them )

 

Oh, he's not permabanned. Just didn't come back & play.

 

Like a fish needs a bicycle

 

You didn't answer my question.

 

what a sook

 

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If you read it on ArsieEgotists, ignore it. I've recently noticed the permabanned ***ger has got a hard-on for you over there, and assume that's the latest queery.

Beyond that, I certainly haven't seen wording here to that permaban idea. Only acted as Loudmouth Messenger that mudderator frustration yada-yada-yada . . .


via rubber ducky

 

Thanks...that's what I thought.

 

and in further news....going along with the abuse I've been copping from myfazzman and (you know who) the last couple of days, which is rather hilarious....

prahran air con | Off Topic | Page 1 | Owners Forum | Australia



So far, myfazzman has logged on ae as himself (banned) silentg, scottye....if this isn't him, it's one of his mate.

Needless to say no one has had to call me 3 times to fix a unit I installed....EVER.