I got this reply back from a mate I emailed the above to: Roses are red And sometimes crimson He'll get off Just like OJ Simpson
If the reports about finishing her off with a cricket bat are anything to go by; he doensn't have a leg to stand on.
Should more correctly be called "chicken flavoured burger", that's how. Any resemblance to a real chicken is in name only.
Serious???? The leaseholder of the World Trade Center properties is asking a US federal judge to reject arguments that American Airlines is not liable for damages stemming from the September 11, 2001 hijackings because the attacks were an act of war. Larry Silverstein filed court papers overnight asking US District Judge Alvin Hellerstein in Manhattan to dismiss that line of defense by the airline and its parent, AMR Corp, in the developer's long-running negligence lawsuit against them. Silverstein has sought to hold American and United Airlines, now United Continental Holdings Inc, responsible for damages from the 2001 attacks for allegedly failing to provide adequate airport and airline security.
and we should sue the Indonesians for allowing people carrying bombs into the bar Dead set, if this is not laughed out of court then what will be ??!!
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach at Margaret River. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. Yes, I live over in Dunsborough", he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like p u s s y cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate love-making of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
LOL LOL!!! I went to school with one of the only 3 Jewish boys in my grade(meself included),one of the blokes' name's was...Danny Katz. you didn't get your blokes' first name,I suppose
