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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. IanB

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    are you suggesting that she makes all the decisions and I just do what I'm told?





















    if so, you'd be right. :eek:
     
  2. Aircon

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    Fixed
     
  3. IanB

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    You're the luckiest guy I know. :)
     
  4. simon klein

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    80mm in 1 hour just now
     
  5. wax

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    WOW


    via rubber ducky
     
  6. I16

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    80mm is the width of your picture [with the melon] on my screen - thats a lota rain in an hour!
     
  7. wax

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    It is - is Water & Dam Management up to this formidable task?


    via rubber ducky
     
  8. kerrari

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    Regarding Golf - new ad on TV here extolling "multi collision brakes" - what the hell are they supposed to be?????

    BTW Ian, IMHO Byron is crap even when the weather is fine - people are either feral or pretentious wannabes. Spent a miserable Christmas there many years ago and refuse to go back...
     
  9. I16

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    Oh yes they are - today a rare seahorse was found in the shallows of a major river in Queensland. A large dam will be formed downstream so that studies can be carried out on the effects of this important discovery.
    Landholders in the upper reaches should expect major flooding and must activate their evacuation plans as soon as possible. Tune into ABC local radio for current updates.
     
  10. FazzerPorscheman

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  11. sallycarrera

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    There was a HUGE paddle sale at my local boat shop today.


    It was quite an oar deal.
     
  12. FazzerPorscheman

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    Please use this Thread to Post jokes. :)

    I think you've had too many Cox by Strokes.

    BTW, thanks for lunch today.
     
  13. sallycarrera

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    Just saw my dyslexic mate riding his motorbike with blue suede shoes on.


    He must think he's Elvis Knievil
     
  14. sallycarrera

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    GG planning. Secret squirrel stuff
     
  15. simon klein

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    Are you 2 blokes sitting next to each other,like B27 and Aircon,with your toys?
     
  16. moretti

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    I groaned out loud to that one Phil :p
     
  17. Horse

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  18. jmillard308

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    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.

    For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

    "Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."



    (sorry, Horse :D )
     
  19. Horse

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    What's Auntie Jill look like? ;)
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    Back of a horse. :(
     
  21. vegas1

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    Pap will remember the Surfers Paradise guy with SHARK number plates on his Ferrari
     
  22. greg246

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