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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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  3. moretti

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  6. moretti

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  7. Aircon

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  8. moretti

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    hahahahahahahaha the ultimate fail ??
     
  9. 360C

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    So that's the 355 Challenge replacement ? Fook man it's ugly :eek:
     
  10. Horse

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    Lol, gee that's sad. :(
     
  11. greg246

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    Wait until you see the Dumb
     
  12. FazzerPorscheman

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    :)

    A girl went into a Doctor's office with a Strawberry up her ass. The Doctor said "I've got some "Cream" for that."
     
  13. Aircon

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    Blah....you're just jealous.
     
  14. carl888

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    FIXED
     
  15. Aircon

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    ewwww
     
  16. Ossie

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    You're gonna need 6 cars to jump start that!
     
  17. Aedo

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    The Sneeze

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

    The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
    As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
    "I have never heard of that condition before" he said.
    "Are you taking anything for it?"









    The woman nodded, "Pepper."
     
  18. moretti

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    you'll have us believing in unicorns next Steve :p
     
  19. Aircon

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  21. moretti

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    Gee you're getting cheeky in your old age :p
     
  22. sallycarrera

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    I saw this advert in a window that said

    "Television for sale , $1 , volume stuck on full"

    I thought " I can't turn that down"
     
  23. moretti

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    That's it, the GG is off my list now if you guys are going to come up with jokes like that
     
  24. greg246

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    I'm washing my hands of it too

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