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  1. Horse

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    On sweet ?? :confused:
     
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  6. greg246

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  7. I16

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    Why sentence structure is important

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    The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.

    It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who
    used the water cooler the next morning.

    Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
    all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

    The boss approached her and said:

    'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

    'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like sh*t.’
     
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    How would you rewrite that sentence so the meaning, with the same words, is not unclear?

    Pete
     
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  9. moretti

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  11. moretti

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    Brettski's hair looks like it's growing back :p
     
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    Hmmmmmmmmm, is that the nurse from Moretti's shower scene ?
     
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    "Debra, I've never had to do this before but I have to lay you, or Jack, off." A sensible person would also put "either" between "lay" and "you".
     
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  15. moretti

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    Mine had auburn hair and less clothes :D
     
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    Thanks .... English was/is not my best subject :D
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    So, either lay you or jack off?




    Poor Simon. ;)
     
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  22. Horse

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    Yes, but it would be floor ereven. ;)
     
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    Not for Carl. No care needed there!
     
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