Aussie joke thread

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good to see you're back.

 

Don't you mean 'Good to see your back'?

 

NTTIAWWT

 

I had a big LOL at your interests in your profile.

 

You got something against ugly dogs?

 

He loves them!

 

Now, don't tell me that kiwi welfare recipients aren't innovative!

No reason to stand on your feet waiting to get your cheque.

Just put your thongs next in line and go back and sit on your bum and play games on your iPhone.



What a great country!
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That dog looks familiar

 

It's Bonny the Cavoodle.

Lovely dog.

What colour and type is your 430 Sam?

 

Pure bred ****you. Shot the ****er after he bit my grandad

 

Oh you, meant the car not my old dog.


It's Red of course. 430 spyder, black wheels. Pulls the chicks and young boys (I'm into both)

 

So Sam, how do you know Rob?

Or is that YOU Rob?

 

Doubtfull

 

Interesting

 

You can be anyone on the Internet

 

Or at Alice's restaurant

 

I thought your grandad liked little children?

 

Whom?

 

No, phallus' restaurant. I like small boys and enjoy having them on my lap in the country.

 

Including a sicko pedo crack pipe addict on avco.

 

Sicko.

 

Crikey,he's worse than Carl AND Whom.

 

Yeah, I love anal and small boys. Usually together. They call me daddy.