Saw a great bit of graffiti on the dunny wall in the pub tonight. There are 4 things I hate. 1. Vandalism 2. Irony. 3. Lists 4. Texta Pens
I'm in the office tomorrow, can pop out if you're having a coffee in the city - otherwise will catch up when I'm back from O/S
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
More Graffiti - "My mother made me a homosexual" Underneath was scrawled - "If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
This was a bit unexpected [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF3ptkucM4c]Travis Pratt America's Got Talent Audition - YouTube[/ame]
Great Peter, you can be my first customer on GG. Carl has said your pubes scratch his face. I promise to be gentle.
