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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

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    I'm not worried....I've never said a bad or politically incorrect thing in my life.
     
  2. greg246

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    Your drinking and drug taking might be an issue

    [​IMG]


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  3. Aircon

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    #3178 Aircon, Aug 20, 2013
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    why aren't you posting the photos?
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  4. greg246

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    Can't you see them?? Comes up on my iPhone. Tapatalk has changed the way it uploads as of last week, haven't checked to see what it looks like on my PC


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  5. Aircon

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    nope....I blame iPhone!
     
  6. greg246

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    Weird. Uploading via tapatalk previously there was a choice of uploading straight to the site or via tapatalk hosted. It asked me to become a registered user if tapatalk last week with a separate login before it would allow me to upload pics. So you see nothing? Looks fine on my end


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  7. greg246

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  8. Aircon

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  9. Horse

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    Same here. ;)
     
  10. Aircon

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    Good luck on the 7th, Kev.
     
  11. Horse

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    Surely you don't mean that?
     
  12. Aircon

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    Don't call me surely
     
  13. Aircon

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    Some of the international forums I'm on have anti liberal party adverts on them.
     
  14. IanB

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    That's because the advert server knows you're in Australia.
     
  15. Aircon

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    Yes...I realise that. it sort of gave me the irrits, though.
     
  16. Horse

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    Well stop posting on gaymenabroad.com!
     
  17. greg246

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    more like sugardaddy.com
     
  18. Aircon

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    both, in fact.

    NTTAWWT
     
  19. simon klein

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    ...or;jeezilikebeingapassengerinagolf.com.au
     
  20. JohnnyS

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    On a farm lived a:

    chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
    together. One day the two were playing, when
    the horse fell into a bog and began to
    sink.

    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
    the chicken to go get the
    farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran,
    back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
    searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
    avail, for he had gone to town with the only
    tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the
    farmer's new Harley. Finding
    the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with
    a length of rope hoping he still had time to
    save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse
    was surprised, but happy, to see the
    chicken arrive on the shiny Harley,and he managed to get
    a hold of the loop of rope
    the chicken tossed to
    him.

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper
    of the farmer's bike,
    the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
    aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back
    to the farmhouse, and the
    farmer was none the
    wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the
    two animals was cemented: Best
    Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken
    fell into a mud pit, and soon,
    he too, began to sink
    and cried out to the horse to save his
    life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over,
    and straddled the large
    puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken
    to grab his hangy-down thing-A-ma-dooey he would then
    lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
    grip, and the horse pulled him
    up and out, saving
    his life.

    The moral of the
    story?

    (Yep, you betcha,
    there

    IS a moral!)
    "When
    You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need
    A Harley To Pick up
    Chicks!"
     
  21. Horse

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    My new favorite joke. :D
     
  22. simon klein

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    I'm guessing Johnny is talking about a 4 legged horse,Mr Horse.
    Anyway,Carl will be able to tell us.........................
     
  23. Aircon

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    #3199 Aircon, Sep 4, 2013
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  24. simon klein

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    Those of us on silver have GOT to have a look at "Egypt's strongest man"thread.It's hilarious.
    KDL(and don't know if it's possible anyway,from there)
     

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