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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3226 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 16, 2013
    Breakfast Thursday or Friday?
     
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    #3227 Aircon, Sep 16, 2013
    *shakes head*

    what a shocker.
     
  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3228 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 16, 2013
    Well at least it wasn't another Koala joke. :)
     
  4. Horse

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    #3229 Horse, Sep 16, 2013
    Fixerated
     
  5. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3230 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 16, 2013
    :)

    The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months when one day he suddenly woke up and motioned her to come nearer.
    He whispered into her ear, "My darling wife, you have always been with me through all the bad times. When I was fired from my job you were there to support me. When my business failed you were there. When we lost the house again you were right there. When my health started failing you were still by my side. You want to know something darling?"
    "What dear?" she asked, tears beginning to fill her eyes.
    "I think you are ****ing bad luck!" screamed the husband.
     
  6. Aircon

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    #3231 Aircon, Sep 16, 2013
    This is what Horse did at Wes' house.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_wfMK7dko]Guy finds his house plumbed with beer - full length version - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    #3234 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 17, 2013
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    #3236 Horse, Sep 17, 2013
    Did they laugh?
     
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    #3237 Aircon, Sep 17, 2013
    They didn't get it. :p
     
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    #3239 Aircon, Sep 17, 2013
    Hahaha

    Where's everyone else?
     
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    #3242 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 18, 2013
    Gold. :)
     
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    #3244 Aircon, Sep 18, 2013
    Hahaha best photo ever
     
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    #3247 Aircon, Sep 19, 2013
    I only read the first paragraph.

    I think it's saying Gen Ys are delusional.
     
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    #3248 Aircon, Sep 19, 2013
    Funny

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rjbtsX7twc]A Capella Science - Bohemian Gravity! - YouTube[/ame]
     
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