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  1. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3251 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 20, 2013
    Gen Y.

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  2. jmillard308

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    #3252 jmillard308, Sep 20, 2013
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    Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

    Cashier: "Do you need a bag with that, sir?"

    Drover: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."
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  3. Horse

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    #3253 Horse, Sep 20, 2013
    Phil: "when I was in KL I picked up 2 girls to take back to the hotel, It felt like I'd won Lotto!"

    Me: "Really?"

    Phil: "Yep, when I got them back to my room I realised I had 6 matching balls!"
     
  4. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3254 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 20, 2013
    But did his numbers come up?

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  5. Horse

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    #3255 Horse, Sep 20, 2013
    Whom would know?
     
  6. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3256 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 20, 2013
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    Well yes, Whom would know.
     
  7. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3257 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 20, 2013
    :)

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  8. Horse

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    #3258 Horse, Sep 20, 2013
    Yep, got one that works?
     
  9. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3259 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 20, 2013
    :)

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  10. RPN

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    #3260 RPN, Sep 21, 2013
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  11. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3261 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 22, 2013
    :)

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  12. Aircon

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    #3262 Aircon, Sep 23, 2013
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  13. Horse

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    #3263 Horse, Sep 23, 2013
    Is that where they build them?


    Sent from me
     
  14. Aircon

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    #3264 Aircon, Sep 23, 2013
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  15. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3265 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 23, 2013
    Oh deer! :)
     
  16. Aircon

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    #3266 Aircon, Sep 23, 2013
    Chemotherapy has a success rate of 2-3%
     
  17. moretti

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    #3267 moretti, Sep 23, 2013
    Lucky Rob
     
  18. Aircon

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    #3268 Aircon, Sep 25, 2013
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  19. moretti

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    #3269 moretti, Sep 25, 2013
    the cost for the rental scuba gear will be a fortune by now :p
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3270 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 27, 2013
    :))

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  21. Aircon

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  22. Aircon

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    #3272 Aircon, Sep 27, 2013
    any relation??

    http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/members/80959.html

    http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/140761001-post37.html

    http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/140760996-post11.html

    http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/140760990-post10.html
     
  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3273 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 27, 2013
    Outside RP's place? :D

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  24. Aircon

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    #3274 Aircon, Sep 27, 2013
    lol...you're mad if you think he's that polite about it.
     
  25. FazzerPorscheman

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    #3275 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 29, 2013
    :)

    I don't know what he has done, but it sure must have required "some" apology.

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