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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. AKA

    AKA F1 Rookie

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    Yeah, because people believing in make believe magic and religions is a new thing.

    Good thing we've never burned any people for being witches or anything.
     
    AKA, Oct 26, 2013
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  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    How's the Gt4 going ?

    I loved mine and I had it the "right" colour .... or color for you lot that drop the "u"s :)

    Not as quick around a track as the 308QV but a great GT car
     
    moretti, Oct 26, 2013
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  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Gillard got burned heaps of times, what are you talking about :p
     
    moretti, Oct 26, 2013
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  4. sallycarrera

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    How do you disappoint a Kiwi??


    Tell them the Canning Stock Route isn't an annual event.
     
    sallycarrera, Oct 26, 2013
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  5. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    :)

    [​IMG]


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    FazzerPorscheman, Oct 27, 2013
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  6. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    :)

    [​IMG]


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    FazzerPorscheman, Oct 27, 2013
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  7. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    :)

    [​IMG]


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    FazzerPorscheman, Oct 27, 2013
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  8. FazzerPorscheman

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    FazzerPorscheman, Oct 29, 2013
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  9. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Meryl's car? ;)
     
    Horse, Oct 29, 2013
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  10. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Oh, Streep it. ;)


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    FazzerPorscheman, Oct 29, 2013
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  11. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    FazzerPorscheman, Oct 30, 2013
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  12. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Royal Baby bucket list
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    Prince George*is still less than 6 months old and, believe*it or not, has already completed three things that are on most men’s bucket list:
    1. Become a billionaire
    2. Meet the Queen
    3. Suck Kate Middleton's boobs
     
    Aircon, Nov 8, 2013
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  13. simon klein

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    Thanx,Pete.
     
    simon klein, Nov 8, 2013
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  14. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Aircon, Nov 9, 2013
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  15. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Sounds like a dump
     
    greg246, Nov 9, 2013
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  16. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    OLIO
     
    Aircon, Nov 9, 2013
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  17. jmillard308

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    INFINITE LOOP

    The Infinite Loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. etc.
    These loops never happen in real life, unless...
    A company CEO tells his secretary:
    "Next week we're going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements."
    The secretary calls her husband:
    "Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time."
    The husband calls his lover:
    "My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..."
    The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children:
    "Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home."
    One of the kids went to his grandfather and said:
    "Grandpa, next week I don't have school, you promised me that if I had time off we'd go to the mountains together."
    The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:
    "My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we're not going abroad."
    The secretary calls her husband:
    "The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love."
    The husband calls his lover:
    "We can't spend the week together, my wife is staying."
    The lover tells the kids:
    "My problem was solved, school is back on."
    The kid goes to the grandfather:
    "Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go."
    The CEO calls his secretary:
    "My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad."
    The secretary calls her husband....
     
    jmillard308, Nov 10, 2013
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  18. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Sounds a lot like Moretti, his Hoist and Marc Jones to me :D
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 10, 2013
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  19. Horse

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    Unbelievable.







































    You didn't incorporate 3 seconds into your post. ;)
     
    Horse, Nov 10, 2013
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  20. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg]How Not To Instagram - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Horse, Nov 11, 2013
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  21. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 F1 Rookie

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    Now that was funny.
     
    365GTC/4, Nov 11, 2013
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  22. RPN

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    RPN, Nov 11, 2013
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    One for PeePee. :)

    [​IMG]


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    FazzerPorscheman, Nov 13, 2013
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  24. Aircon

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    Hilarious. ...... Not
     
    Aircon, Nov 13, 2013
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  25. greg246

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    Too Dumb?
     
    greg246, Nov 13, 2013
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