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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    No, not comparing it to Adelaide (which for what it's worth I happen to think is a great place to visit); just sayin' what a great city Sydney is...
    My original comment about which is the best city was meant in the context of the old Syd v Mel argument (which of course to Sydney folk is a non-argument anyway!).
     
    kerrari, Dec 28, 2013
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  2. sallycarrera

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    Recently, the United Nations initiated a poll with the request..

    "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world"

    The poll was a total failure.

    The Russians did not understand "please".
    The Italians did not know the word "honest"
    The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was.
    The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food".
    Finally, the Americans didn't know a thing about the "rest of the world".
     
    sallycarrera, Dec 28, 2013
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  3. Dubya

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    No probs kerrari.... I've live in all Oz capital cities, and Sydney wins... apart from the crap public transport system, and the cost of real estate... And the lack if AFL, Aust Open tennis, F1....
    ....but we do have sunshine and pretty girls...
     
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  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I went for a ride in a FEOHOS today.
     
    Aircon, Dec 28, 2013
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  5. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Hmmmm.....I didn't mean to post that in this thread, but it seems apt.
     
    Aircon, Dec 28, 2013
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  6. Dubya

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    What's a FEOHOS?
     
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  7. Aircon

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  8. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    A PROPER FERRARI!!!!















































    Front Engine Old Heap Of S*#t
     
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  9. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Thanks for the invite!
     
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  10. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    STFU
     
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  11. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Speaking of STFU, I see that Whypocrite now likes 365GT4s
     
    greg246, Dec 29, 2013
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  12. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Poor taste, but very odd
     
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  13. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Yep,I saw...good to see this is posted in the jokes thread....it suits Whim
     
    simon klein, Dec 29, 2013
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  14. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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  15. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    You're not even a good shot with a camera.
     
    Aircon, Dec 30, 2013
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  16. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ Owner

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    Either you ignored the instructions of the flight crew and left your phone on during a flight, or those mods you did to your 308 really were mind-blowing.

    (The whole "phone off in the air" stuff is all bull****, of course)
     
    Steve355F1, Dec 30, 2013
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  17. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    LOL!!!!
     
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  18. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    He's cruel.
     
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  19. Horse

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    NYD, MtMee, breakie, will text. :)
     
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  20. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Could be hung over ;) otherwise we are starters. :)
     
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  21. Horse

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    Where are you and Lucy going?
     
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  22. FazzerPorscheman

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  23. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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  24. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Even though it's BS, it is, of course, allowable to have a phone on as long as it's in flight mode, which it would have been :p

    But, as I said, it was from a very fast 365GTC/4 that I got taken for a ride in.

    Another great car that would benefit from injection.
     
    Aircon, Dec 30, 2013
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  25. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Think I'd rather buy a 308 with the money that would cost
     
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