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For Free: 355 passenger footwell speaker enclosure

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  1. 0.0.1.99

    0.0.1.99 Formula Junior

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    I was gifted this ridiculous appendage when I acquired my 355GTS nearly a year ago. It and the 45 lbs of amp, sub and aftermarket stereo were the first things I banished after ownership. On a brighter note, it is a perfect fit and color match for interior saddle leather.

    My specific problems with it:

    1. it is pollution to my eyes
    2. it takes up space in the passenger footwell reserved for long lovely legs
    3. it blocks the fusebox when properly secured
    4. it becomes a uncontrollable death bludgeon when unsecured
    5. since removal it has been sending subconcious messages asking me to burn it

    However, if this is the thing that will make your life whole, it's free to a good FCHAT home. Just reimburse me for shipping or don't. Send me a picture of it on fire or don't. Just take it.

    P.S. Throw in $20 and I will also include the equally ridiculous 10" JL Audio subwoofer that came tethered to said enclosure plus a set of steak knives. To estimate a shipping cost, expect the weight to be maybe 17 lbs of useless, performance-sapping anchorage.

    Ken
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  2. bcwawright

    bcwawright F1 Veteran

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    Your write up is priceless...thanks for making me laugh
     
  3. SonomaRik

    SonomaRik F1 Veteran

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    for $20, I'd offer to send it back to the previous owner...he may have a Honda needing bling upgrades.
     
  4. Dave rocks

    Dave rocks F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Yes, it is, I've not laughed out loud like that in a long time...
     
  5. Eric C

    Eric C F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    Check your PM.
     
  6. 0.0.1.99

    0.0.1.99 Formula Junior

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    SOLD to Eric!
     
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    DesertDawg Nine Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    +1 Great ad!

    What does your screenname (0.0.1.99) mean? Looks like it should be an IP address of some kind.
     
  8. 0.0.1.99

    0.0.1.99 Formula Junior

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    Winner, winner: chicken dinner.

    I am a network engineer by trade and that unlikely ip address converted to decimal is....wait for it....355.

    I am the uber geek. With a Ferrari.
     
  9. kurtbob

    kurtbob Karting

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    Man! Too bad you already sold it. I was entertaining the "optional" offer with the steak knives ... my knives are getting a bit dull.
     

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