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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Jun 23, 2003
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    Peter
    I'm on a train at midday going from Ringwood to Richmond and it's completely full, which surprises me. The question is, how many people have paid a fare?
     
  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Nov 1, 2003
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    the bigger question is "how many have a job ?? "
     
  3. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Not the previous poster, that's for sure.
     
  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Ya mean me? Yeah :(
     
  5. F-Serge

    F-Serge Formula 3

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    you can't go through the barriers at Richmond station (and city loop stations for that matter) without your myki touched on.
    so anyone getting off at these stations should be paying a fare
     
  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    No wonder so many people got off before that.
     
  7. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Fixed. ;)
     
  8. F-Serge

    F-Serge Formula 3

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  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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  10. F-Serge

    F-Serge Formula 3

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    must've had low rate of success on trams, chasing evaders on trains is more profitable
     
  11. IanB

    IanB F1 World Champ
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    The Dakota native Americans have a philosophy that has been passed down from generation to generation …

    “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.”

    The “more advanced” Government based philosophy is to perform one or more of the following actions;

    - Buying a stronger whip.
    - Changing riders.
    - Appointing a committee to study the horse. Better yet, bring in an army of consultants to over study the horse.
    - Say things like, “This is the way we have always ridden this horse.”
    - Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
    - Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
    - Ride the dead horse “outside the box.”
    - Compare the state of dead horses in today’s environment.
    - Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
    - Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
    - Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse’s performance.
    - Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.
    - Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line than do some other horses.
    - Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
    - Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
    - Declare that “This horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.”
    - Form a charity so that others can pay for the dead horse.
    - Get the horse a Web site.
     
  12. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #938 Horse, Mar 31, 2014
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    Can we leave the Horse out please?

    :)
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  13. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    #939 FazzerPorscheman, Apr 1, 2014
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  14. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    This is pretty cool.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8]A tour of the British Isles in accents - YouTube[/ame]
     
  15. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ
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    Don't forget greenhouse gasses and climate change
     
  16. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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  17. RPN

    RPN Formula 3

    Jul 4, 2011
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    "the chicken cup"

    Amazing !

    GTO money for a bit of clay & ochre !
     
  18. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Beauty is in the eye etc... but similar logic to 250 prices since only 9(?) from memory remain in the world.
     
  19. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    9 250GTOs ???????

    There are still 85 of the original 37 still kicking around :p
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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  21. AKA

    AKA F1 Rookie

    May 17, 2005
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  22. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    9 chicken cups, ya goose!
     
  23. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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