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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Aircon, Mar 24, 2014
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  2. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I'm on a train at midday going from Ringwood to Richmond and it's completely full, which surprises me. The question is, how many people have paid a fare?
     
    Aircon, Mar 24, 2014
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  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    the bigger question is "how many have a job ?? "
     
    moretti, Mar 24, 2014
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  4. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Not the previous poster, that's for sure.
     
    Horse, Mar 24, 2014
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  5. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Ya mean me? Yeah :(
     
    Aircon, Mar 24, 2014
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  6. F-Serge

    F-Serge Formula 3

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    you can't go through the barriers at Richmond station (and city loop stations for that matter) without your myki touched on.
    so anyone getting off at these stations should be paying a fare
     
    F-Serge, Mar 24, 2014
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  7. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    No wonder so many people got off before that.
     
    Aircon, Mar 24, 2014
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  8. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Fixed. ;)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 25, 2014
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    F-Serge Formula 3

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    F-Serge, Mar 26, 2014
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  10. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    F-Serge Formula 3

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    must've had low rate of success on trams, chasing evaders on trains is more profitable
     
    F-Serge, Mar 26, 2014
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    IanB F1 World Champ Owner

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    The Dakota native Americans have a philosophy that has been passed down from generation to generation …

    “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.”

    The “more advanced” Government based philosophy is to perform one or more of the following actions;

    - Buying a stronger whip.
    - Changing riders.
    - Appointing a committee to study the horse. Better yet, bring in an army of consultants to over study the horse.
    - Say things like, “This is the way we have always ridden this horse.”
    - Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
    - Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
    - Ride the dead horse “outside the box.”
    - Compare the state of dead horses in today’s environment.
    - Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
    - Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
    - Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse’s performance.
    - Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.
    - Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line than do some other horses.
    - Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
    - Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
    - Declare that “This horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.”
    - Form a charity so that others can pay for the dead horse.
    - Get the horse a Web site.
     
    IanB, Mar 31, 2014
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  13. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Can we leave the Horse out please?

    :)
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  14. FazzerPorscheman

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  15. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    This is pretty cool.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8]A tour of the British Isles in accents - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Aircon, Apr 8, 2014
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    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Don't forget greenhouse gasses and climate change
     
    Ferraridoc, Apr 8, 2014
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  18. FazzerPorscheman

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    "the chicken cup"

    Amazing !

    GTO money for a bit of clay & ochre !
     
    RPN, Apr 9, 2014
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    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Beauty is in the eye etc... but similar logic to 250 prices since only 9(?) from memory remain in the world.
     
    kerrari, Apr 9, 2014
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  21. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    9 250GTOs ???????

    There are still 85 of the original 37 still kicking around :p
     
    moretti, Apr 9, 2014
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  22. FazzerPorscheman

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  23. AKA

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    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    9 chicken cups, ya goose!
     
    kerrari, Apr 10, 2014
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    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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