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  1. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    greg246, Apr 28, 2014
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  2. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    In Accounting, there is a Human Godzilla whose every step is like a piledriver. The Stomp she has is not the old dance craze, in fact, it dislodged an air vent to spectacular effect, which surpassed the usual swaying flatscreens when she caterwauls by. Her chair is only 3 months old & already sounds like a large, old wooden boat docked at an ancient pier, whose occupants have microphones affixed to their gaseous not-so-secretions.

    What I find particularly horrifying is the assortment of screensavers & knick-knacks which are all about horses. On the flpside, I can only imagine a Team of Clydesdales overtaking Thoroughbreds in an effort to get as far away from the massive beast as possible, so as to not have their collective backs broken.

    Luckily, she can't stand me either, so I've not had to bear direct witness to her shoving platefuls of food, as seconds and thirds are piled high. She does get handicapped parking, though. Close to the elevators, as apparently there is an unmentionable malady.


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    wax, Apr 28, 2014
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  3. wrxmike

    wrxmike Moderator Moderator Owner

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    I take it you're not in to BBW's then ?

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  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Ewwwww
     
    Aircon, Apr 28, 2014
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    As a larger lady; she has her own 'zip' code does she ?
     
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  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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  7. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Standing in a line up wearing a stocking over your head and being picked out of the line up is quite stressful.
     
    Aircon, May 6, 2014
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  8. Horse

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    Poor Roland.
     
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    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    The ocean is an amazing thing... I hope the guys in the first clip survived. North Sea fisherman have to be one of the last people in the world who actually do an 'heroic' job.
     
    kerrari, May 6, 2014
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  10. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Gotta hand it to the kid that he doesn't give up easily. Has gone from touting his new 'service to the community first' business proposal, to floating a 'think tank', soliciting pay-in board directors and now a venture capital company whose website is a facebook page!?!?!?!
    Wonder if he puts the same energy into his day job/ school classes?
     
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  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea to ride the motorbike to Melton this morning. Dashboard showed 2 degrees.
     
    Aircon, May 7, 2014
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  12. AKA

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    When is going to Melton ever a good idea?
     
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  13. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Good question.
     
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    what's wrong with the Dumb?
     
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  15. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    You need to ask?
     
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  16. wax

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    Gravitational field, measured in fig newtons per kilo.
     
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    Wait until it says -2 or less. That's really fun :)
     
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  18. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I think I'll give it a miss.
     
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    FazzerPorscheman, May 9, 2014
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  20. FazzerPorscheman

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  21. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    FFS get a life and stop searching this ****.

    Haven't you got a job to do?
     
    Horse, May 10, 2014
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  22. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    FO. I'm watching the GP Qualifying. That's my current job.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, May 10, 2014
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  23. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Please don't give him any jobs.
     
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  24. FazzerPorscheman

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    Quiet you.
     
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  25. Horse

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