It's not funny, and I'm not drunk.

Obesity crisis proves a weighty issue for Canberra Hospital

 

In Accounting, there is a Human Godzilla whose every step is like a piledriver. The Stomp she has is not the old dance craze, in fact, it dislodged an air vent to spectacular effect, which surpassed the usual swaying flatscreens when she caterwauls by. Her chair is only 3 months old & already sounds like a large, old wooden boat docked at an ancient pier, whose occupants have microphones affixed to their gaseous not-so-secretions.

What I find particularly horrifying is the assortment of screensavers & knick-knacks which are all about horses. On the flpside, I can only imagine a Team of Clydesdales overtaking Thoroughbreds in an effort to get as far away from the massive beast as possible, so as to not have their collective backs broken.

Luckily, she can't stand me either, so I've not had to bear direct witness to her shoving platefuls of food, as seconds and thirds are piled high. She does get handicapped parking, though. Close to the elevators, as apparently there is an unmentionable malady.


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I take it you're not in to BBW's then ?

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As a larger lady; she has her own 'zip' code does she ?

 

Poor Roland.

 

The ocean is an amazing thing... I hope the guys in the first clip survived. North Sea fisherman have to be one of the last people in the world who actually do an 'heroic' job.

 

Gotta hand it to the kid that he doesn't give up easily. Has gone from touting his new 'service to the community first' business proposal, to floating a 'think tank', soliciting pay-in board directors and now a venture capital company whose website is a facebook page!?!?!?!
Wonder if he puts the same energy into his day job/ school classes?

 

When is going to Melton ever a good idea?

 

what's wrong with the Dumb?

 

You need to ask?

 

Gravitational field, measured in fig newtons per kilo.

 

Wait until it says -2 or less. That's really fun

 

This guy will have the ladies lining up. Not.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/23379279/i-wont-kill-number-3-says-turkish-double-wife-killer/

 

Doesn't sound much fun.
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FFS get a life and stop searching this ****.

Haven't you got a job to do?

 

FO. I'm watching the GP Qualifying. That's my current job.

 

Quiet you.

 

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