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Ferrari Slogans?

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 355Dreams, Apr 2, 2006.

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  1. John Vardanian

    John Vardanian F1 Rookie

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    Ferrari... because the toupée alone isn't enough.
     
  2. Deiger

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    1) Ferrari, helping ugly men to hook up since the 1950's.
    2) Ferrari, what you buy when you don't have kids.
    3) Ferrari, because we need to fund our racing teams.

    Finally,

    4) Ferrari, because everyone owns a Porsche.

    Deiger
     
  3. MisterMaranello

    MisterMaranello F1 Rookie

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    A Ferrari mechanic I know once came with the follwing golden quote regarding the general quality of the "Ferrari Genuine" parts:

    "Peel off the fancy labelling and beneath it'll just say 'made in a very poor part of China'"

    That made me laugh :)
     
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  4. ozziindaus

    ozziindaus F1 Veteran

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    Ferrari, when you absolutely, positively must prove you have a small penis, overnight.
     
  5. MRF40@yahoo.com

    [email protected] Formula Junior

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    like whut? Ralph??
    Ferrari, because Porsches suck!!!
     
  6. DeSoto

    DeSoto F1 Veteran

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    Ferrari: not giving a **** about slogans since 1947 so why don´t you shut the **** up and just go for a ride.
     
  7. AceMaster

    AceMaster Three Time F1 World Champ

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    "When you are buying a Ferrari, the acquisition cost is just the down payment. The maintenance is where ownership truly begins...."
     
  8. ozziindaus

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    F to the E to the R to the RARIzzi ya'al......that doesn't work

    How about...

    [size=+3]FERRARI[/size]. Now that I have your attention........

    Here's a good one stolen from another thread
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  9. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    LOL! That's classic! Mind if I hijack it to send to my home Fiat club magazine?
     
  10. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    Unofficial slogan since 1976:

    "What's-a behind me is *not* important" ;)
     
  11. Ingenere

    Ingenere F1 Veteran Owner Silver Subscribed

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    This could only be said by a non-owner.
     
  12. HotShoe

    HotShoe F1 Veteran Silver Subscribed

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    Clearly then you guys are driving in the wrong towns or need to hit the gym and work on your game a bit! ;)
     
  13. JP365

    JP365 Formula 3

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    A noted Midwest collector had shirts made in the 80s that read, "Ferrari, because life's too short for Chevys."
     
  14. Seaninhongkong

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    +10
     
  15. NeuroBeaker

    NeuroBeaker Advising Moderator Moderator

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    Or, in the case of the 348 Stooges...

    F - requent
    E - xtensive
    R - epairs
    R - equiring
    A - llocating
    R - ational
    I - mprovisation​

    ;)

    All the best,
    Andrew.
     
  16. 8500rpm

    8500rpm Formula Junior

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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one.

    "More than you can afford, pal...........Ferrari."
     
  17. miketuason

    miketuason F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    FERRARI:
    The Legends choice
     
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    Ferrari.
    Nuf sed.
     
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    Ferrari - Because Porsche just doesn't cost enough.
     
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    Wow, reading this you can tell who are the wannabes.



    PDG
     
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    Me me me!!!

    I have the subject car (355), but that doesn't mean I could afford it. LOL
     
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    I used to work a the dealer and everytime I did test drives girls would come and talk to me when i parked or at stop signs.
     
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    Guys, that is some good material there. :D
     
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