Hamilton probably won't win again - says my daughter

My daughter has become an F1 fan as of the last year or so and already has her favorite drivers and teams. She even commented that Nico probably purposely locked up the two times in qualifying in an effort to tamp down the lingering assumption that he intentionally screwed Hamilton over last year.

So while she was booing Nico on the podium... she shook her head and said "Hammy's career is over. He's never gonna win another race in the near future." I was very startled by the comment and she gave me her reasoning... Lewis Hamilton is dating Kendall Jenner of the Khardashian clan. She figured Kris Jenner is going to try and be his manager and that he'll be so distracted like during the weeks of the prior race that he just won't be focusing because that family will want to exploit the situation to it's fullest.

The analysis of a 20 year old college kid.

 

Were he dating that hyena, I might agree with her, but alas it's just the mother hyena trying to make headline$$$$$ (it actually stated that it would like its progeny to date Lewis). If he's learned anything, he will steer clear of that clan (why are they famous again?)

She is so horrid, she made "America's Olympic Champion", the original Wheaties Cover Boy, become a Cover Girl.

 

She showed me a picture of Kendall... who I think isn't even 20 years old... wearing his big hip-hopper gold chain around Monaco.

 

Seems a reasonable analysis. Is Kris going to turn LewHam all girl too?....she has that effect on athletes you know....

Ol' Bruce went so far, he lost his ability to drive and started crashing into other cars.

 

I try not to be a yenta but I was going to post this in the Monaco thread as I knew one of those four girls looked familiar but it was closed. The **** that makes the news.

Regardless if it's true or not. Good for him. The sport needs a playboy. Reminds me of Ronaldo and Paris after he signed his contract. Class class class.

 

I thought hambone was a girl crying to uncle Ron to get charlie to tell Michael to play fair and let me pass .

 

Say what you want, but she is ****ing stunning. And much younger than the pssycat doll (by almost 20 years, so good on hami ).

As for your daughters theory. Fingers crossed.


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I read that it was a chain like his...not confirmed to be his.

Again, Momma Hyena has stated to the press that she would like her jail-bait kid to date Hamilton. He has been targeted.

 

Notice that there was no talk about any of this until LH signed his new contract......Hmmmmm.

 

Here's one of the pics... she's the on on the left. Apparently they were together the entire time he was in Monaco and some of the time during the 3 week break before. I certainly don't care... hell... good for him to pull down the hottest girls all over the planet. I just thought it was funny that my daughter did the breakdown and analysis.... again... while booing Nico. She's hates all things Kardashian so next race she rooting for Seb.
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She could teach a couple of things to a certain poster around here.....smart girl...

 

The only thing more awesomely lame than those hip hop chains is letting a Kardashian wear one. Mercedes thinks this makes them look good?

 

Definitely makes them on-trend with Millenials...Ham needs to avoid this one though. Kartrashians= career killing distraction device.

 

Who is managing Hamilton now?

His father was for a while, then he was out. Then, he signed on with a management company
and has since split with one or two of them as well, it seems to be a revolving door.

Even with a $100+M contract in pocket, someone better have their arms around Hamilton
as leeches like the Kardashians will suck the life out of him along with his cash.

Step carefully mate.

 

I am not very worried about Lewis in that respect as he seems pretty mature and smart with his money

 

It's Mercedes' new ad slogan. "If our cars can fit a Kardashian butt, they can definitely fit yours."

 

She is a Jenner ...

Not that it's something to be ..... (I not going to go there)

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Who says that F1 has lost its class and glamour?

 

Did you say class or ass?

 

Underneath the glitzy exterior there's a heart of tinsel.

 

I think she is beautiful.

 

From your daughter's mouth to God's ears.

 

As long as that girl does not mess with the Mercedes tech crew, I think that Hamilton will be OK for some years to come.

 

Haha V good

 

I tend to agree ... however I do not know much about them though.