Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

Funniest thing is he is the most unpretentious guy you will ever meet. Has a wicked car collection but treats kids and adults regardless of wealth or social standing with the same respect.

 

Hey I was just mess'n with you, hope no hard feelings.

 

No problem. I was actually in meetings starting mid-morning until the rest of the day. (I have not yet figured out how to support my Ferrari habit without working, but I am open to suggestions. Maybe this could be a new thread.) What fun is it if we cannot jest with one another on occasion?

 

These are all great stories.

I have a few myself. As a 22 year old Ferrari 360(gated) owner,I get the most bewildered stares,hate filled insults and absolutly all forms of jealous rage. Some people make my day though.

1. Putting gas in my car when old guy walks up*
"Hey,what kind of Ferrari is this and how did YOU afford it? "
I didn't appreciate him discrediting me, so I responded "You can work hard,or you can work smart" it worked like a charm and he walked away.

Stuck in rush hour traffic along a stretch of road that has a bunch of homeless people,think crowded on ramp*
A homeless couple approach the car in bewilderment"hey sir,my wife loves your car,what is it?" I respond "a Ferrari 360". They hug in excitement"She's always wanted a Ferrari!"
Seeing the genuine joy in her eyes and how happy he was that she was happy, I handed him 5 bucks and my card should They be in a position to buy the car someday,and the little cavillino thingy On the ashtray to her(my ashtray broke and i have a spare). Till this day, no matter what I'm driving on that stretch of road they always stop me to say thank you and ask me about the car. Today,they don't accept handouts,well not from me anyway. They have a monopoly on the on ramp window cleaning business. So I believe they are on an up swing. I genuinly hope I get a call someday.

 

That's a really cool story, regarding the homeless couple! I'm 27 and I thought I would have a lot of daddy's car comments but none so far. I've actually only had positive comments but I am in LA and people are pretty used to these cars.

 

Great story- thanks for sharing!

 

Yea,they are the worst types,completely discredits our own individual journies in life. These people exist in hoards in pittsburgh.Those types of people make me want to trade it in on porsche or somethig and stay under the radar. I understand everyone starts at different points in their life and it does kill me on some level to see that it's possible for my dreams to come true in America, but theirs,not so much. When I'm not driving too fast to see others reactions, I feel embarressed. I'm what they call"introverted".

P.s
Where are all the woman throwing themself at the car? Neverrrr happened,but maybe I'm ugly! Haha

 

If you're into truckers and teen boys, a Ferrari will get you attention. If you're into young girls - get a puppy.

 

You can't really blame him for being curious. Afterall, how many 22 year old's do you know (other than yourself) that own a Ferrari?

 

Boom. Or a kid.

My wife's maserati i think gets more attention from girls to be honest

 

I posted once here before that if you're a gay dude or gay pedophile, a Ferrari is the perfect car for you.

I've gotten a few chick comments but nobody throwing themselves at me. I actually prefer to drive in peace and enjoy the car. As weird as it might sound, my 355 represents a dream to me and I'm not interested in pissing on that dream by taking it to the club so a bunch of drunk and loud women can get in it.

If I wanted to do that, I would have bought the cheapest red Ferrari available haha...the Maserati Coupe I just sold actually got more interest from the fair sex since it was more understated and didn't seem like I was compensating for something

 

Here's how I think cars figure in relations with the opposite sex:

If you are an adult and don't have one, and don't live in Brooklyn or someplace like that, you are finished. Nothing.

Otherwise, cars don't matter.

 

I wouldn't touch a woman who throws herself at a Ferrari (or other exotic) with a 10 ft pole.
You can usually expect cesspool alphabet of all kinds of diseases and you better be friendly with your dermatologist/urologist/hepatologist, etc....

 

From a car standpoint I've found females to be attracted to Jeep Wranglers the most along with G-wagens.

 

Don't be so picky, girls near 10ft poles are usually pretty wild and sexy ladies, well worth an afternoon of your time!

 

They're called condoms.

 

The public shaming of gold diggers is quite strong these days, so they're being careful .

 

Not a conversation but a very unusual action:

Was in Buckhead, Georgia many years ago on a Sat night with my 360. Back when the whole place was one big night club. Millions of drunk guys and girls wandering the streets.

3 girls crossed the street in front of me, stopped in front of my car and started screaming all sorts of things about the car. (All good.) Then one of the girls walks over to the left front headlamp-straddles that side of car between her legs, lifts up her skirt and starts to hump my car! She is bouncing up and down on the headlamp area but is actually not touching the car (Thank goodness!). All the time she is moaning and saying things like "harder baby, faster, yea that's it, etc." Her friends are all urging her on and getting into it all. Next I have a pretty big crowd of people watching and all screaming for her to keep going, etc. She finally "finished", smiled at me and said" I betcha you never had a girl f**k your Ferrari before? Was it as good for it as it was for me?"

I'd like to say she came by the window, gave me her name and number and said she wanted the real thing but that would be lying. She just pushed her skirt down and took off with her friends down the road.

Wasn't sure if I would now need to start buying condoms for my car....

 

Oh-And Ferrari's, woman and likes:

1.) Woman seem to love Jeeps for some reason. Seems to be pretty universal.
2.) Ferrari's mainly attract the attention of young boys-early teens. They all go mad when they see one. Most woman do not even know what it is when they see one. Or really care.
3.) Woman notice your shoes-if really nice-before they notice the car. I have gotten more compliments on my footwear from woman than I ever got for my cars.
4.) Single most amazing "chick magnet" car I have ever seen is a Nissan Figaro. I have never meet a woman who didn't fall in love with it. (Google one.)

 

was it Cameron Diaz?



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yep. Jeeps, and Lotus Elise/Exiges. chicks love them.

 

When you see a thing like that, it changes you.

 

Lol, I see what you did there

 

It's cute looking, ala VW Beetle. Apt to speak to a guy driving it because they likely think he bats for the same team.

 

Reminds me of the Renault r10 which I bought for my girlfriend and she loved me for it . She used it to take her road test, It had a push button transmission, computer controlled manual - F0 lol




? 1964 car n 1984!

She loved me for it. And still does,




http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Renault-R10-fq.jpg

 

Looks like the kind of car a mangina would drive. LOL!