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Discussion in 'F1' started by freshmeat, Apr 30, 2016.

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  1. daytona355

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    #201 daytona355, Jul 30, 2016
    Not exactly mainstream tv though is it? There may be a few million fans, but it's hardly f1. F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of Motorsport. But it's being destroyed week by week by the BS rules
     
  2. freshmeat

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    #202 freshmeat, Jul 30, 2016
    Hey Ferrari is sucking less there, currently running 8th but ahead of any Mercedes!!! lol.

    Audi, Jaguar, McLaren currently running the top 3.
     
  3. freshmeat

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    #203 freshmeat, Jul 31, 2016
    BOOM. PREDICTION INTO REALITY. GAME OVER.

    Ferrari 0-12, Red Bull P2 in the Constructors    ...

    ...cue trombone music...

    ...wonk, wonk.
     
  4. Bas

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    #204 Bas, Jul 31, 2016
    Congrats?
     
  5. freshmeat

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    #205 freshmeat, Jul 31, 2016
    Not done yet.

    I'm waiting and hopeful to collect on another wager: Ferrari 0-21 i.e. does not win a single race in the 2016 season, I happily took it early on in the year after the 2nd or 3rd gp.
     
  6. GordonC

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    #206 GordonC, Jul 31, 2016
    You've been asked before, but I didn't see an answer - what the hell is "wonk, wonk" supposed to mean? It sure looks pretty stupid, especially when you repeat it every second line as in some posts. (If it's supposed to bring to mind "trombone music" as mentioned in that post? Well, not even close.)
     
  7. freshmeat

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    #207 freshmeat, Jul 31, 2016
    it's already been answered. it's a sad trombone. another fchatter even posted a youtube clip in another thread.

    Here's another clip just for variety
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwhOpmdtDuk[/ame]

    You know what's not even close? Ferrari to a podium. lol.
    wonk, wonk.
     
  8. 308luver

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    #208 308luver, Jul 31, 2016
    Who cares...

    Alison's gone, 2016 is shot and only 2017 to look forward to.

    The wonk wonk is obnoxious and very toil like fwiw
     
  9. GordonC

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    #209 GordonC, Jul 31, 2016
    Really, that's supposed to be inferred by "wonk wonk"???!!! Not even close! Now it sounds even more stupid. I seriously recommend that you drop "wonk wonk" and never write it again.
     
  10. freshmeat

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    #210 freshmeat, Jul 31, 2016
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    Please do share how you would better capture it then? Let's see how not-stupid your idea sounds.

    Why do ppl seem to feel so entitled to force ppl what to say and think on an open forum?

    Wonk, wonk.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwhOpmdtDuk[/ame]
     
  11. DeSoto

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    #211 DeSoto, Aug 1, 2016
    I´d say "wuawuawuawuaaaaaaa" is way better than wonk wonk.

    Just a suggestion.
     
  12. GordonC

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    #212 GordonC, Aug 1, 2016
    I'm not trying to force you to do anything. I gave you feedback on what your expression looks like to others, and suggested a serious recommendation.

    It's totally up to you if you wish to continue to use a written expression that doesn't actually match remotely the musical sound you wished to convey. DeSoto's suggestion is far closer, but even then - the idea would have been amusing the first time or two you used it (if anyone had known what it meant). Dozens of times and months later, it's just become very lame.
     
  13. paulchua

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    #213 paulchua, Aug 1, 2016
    For what it's worth, I didn't understand wonk wonk either..

    I'm curious though what the motivation is behind trolling against Ferrari? You said you are an Alonso fan first, but still a Ferrari fan. Just confused why the dislike for the team now?
     
  14. maulaf

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    #214 maulaf, Aug 1, 2016
    I'd go with that :)
     
  15. freshmeat

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    #215 freshmeat, Aug 1, 2016
    I can roll w that ;)
     
  16. DF1

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    #216 DF1, Aug 1, 2016
  17. P.Singhof

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    #217 P.Singhof, Aug 1, 2016
    But at least they have a goal now...I think winning over Mercedes was never possible and without RB the rest of the season would be without any tension...Now they have someone to challenge and I hope they take on the fight and we have something to follow.
     
  18. maulaf

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    #218 maulaf, Aug 1, 2016
    I have a feeling that RBR will get sneaky on Mercedes and SF will be left behind in no mans land between the two and whoever happens to be best of the rest.
     
  19. freshmeat

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    #219 freshmeat, Aug 1, 2016
    Well, where do I start? or maybe where do I stop? lol

    We've been sucking for too long

    Then we threw Luca under the bus...whom I've always thought of as the true Enzo successor

    Then we lost Alonso...whom I think is the most complete driver on the grid

    Then we brought on Seb...whom I dislike

    Then sweater guy keeps talking out of his a$$

    Everyone blamed Domenicali/Alonso/Luca for the poor form of the Scuderia...yet the machine that won Seb a few podiums last year, was a remnant of their legacy, not Allison/Arrivabene...

    Look at those finger pointers today? Where are they now? NOWHERE...

    You gotta admit...it's some real sh!etshow...
     
  20. paulchua

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    #220 paulchua, Aug 2, 2016
    Got it, I understand now even more completely. I appreciate you taking the time to give context. While I think there are different approaches to team success, and you may be 100% right the current leadership is wrong, I still believe that we all desire for Ferrari to do well. That's why I refrain from bashing the team in tough times. Droughts are a normal thing for any sports team.
     
  21. cmos

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    #221 cmos, Aug 2, 2016
    I get what you meant by wonk wonk, and have - or had no issue with it at all. Until a search came up with the urban dictionary definitions (too much time to kill!), and realised it may be usefull during Kimi's honeymoon!

    Top Definition:

    Wonk Wonk

    another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

    If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

    #dick #thingy #package #genetalia #penis


    2:

    wonk wonk

    The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

    Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

    Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"
     
  22. freshmeat

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    #222 freshmeat, Aug 2, 2016
    lol! you struck some internet gold there.
     
  23. freshmeat

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    #223 freshmeat, Sep 3, 2016
    Sweater guy speaks again...

    I don't think there's a doubt in my mind, there's no use putting sweeteners on the stuff," Marchionne admitted. "The car isn't there. I think we started well in Australia, I think that we failed in developing the car during the season which is due to a variety of reasons. Post-mortems on this thing have been done ad nauseum now, we're done.

    Ad nauseum: to the point of nausea lol I'm adding that one.

     
  24. Igor Ound

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    #224 Igor Ound, Sep 3, 2016
    [ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UvwVgIoMjTI[/ame]
     
  25. Igor Ound

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    #225 Igor Ound, Sep 3, 2016
    Would be good if we get Force India's Japanese designer. He's done a pretty good job last few years with very little money
     
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