OFFICIAL FERRARI SUCKS THREAD ***WARNING: Spoilers & Truth May Hurt***

Not exactly mainstream tv though is it? There may be a few million fans, but it's hardly f1. F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of Motorsport. But it's being destroyed week by week by the BS rules

 

Hey Ferrari is sucking less there, currently running 8th but ahead of any Mercedes!!! lol.

Audi, Jaguar, McLaren currently running the top 3.

 

BOOM. PREDICTION INTO REALITY. GAME OVER.

Ferrari 0-12, Red Bull P2 in the Constructors...

...cue trombone music...

...wonk, wonk.

 

Congrats?

 

Not done yet.

I'm waiting and hopeful to collect on another wager: Ferrari 0-21 i.e. does not win a single race in the 2016 season, I happily took it early on in the year after the 2nd or 3rd gp.

 

You've been asked before, but I didn't see an answer - what the hell is "wonk, wonk" supposed to mean? It sure looks pretty stupid, especially when you repeat it every second line as in some posts. (If it's supposed to bring to mind "trombone music" as mentioned in that post? Well, not even close.)

 

it's already been answered. it's a sad trombone. another fchatter even posted a youtube clip in another thread.

Here's another clip just for variety
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwhOpmdtDuk[/ame]

You know what's not even close? Ferrari to a podium. lol.
wonk, wonk.

 

Who cares...

Alison's gone, 2016 is shot and only 2017 to look forward to.

The wonk wonk is obnoxious and very toil like fwiw

 

Really, that's supposed to be inferred by "wonk wonk"???!!! Not even close! Now it sounds even more stupid. I seriously recommend that you drop "wonk wonk" and never write it again.

 

Please do share how you would better capture it then? Let's see how not-stupid your idea sounds.

Why do ppl seem to feel so entitled to force ppl what to say and think on an open forum?

Wonk, wonk.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwhOpmdtDuk[/ame]

 

I´d say "wuawuawuawuaaaaaaa" is way better than wonk wonk.

Just a suggestion.

 

I'm not trying to force you to do anything. I gave you feedback on what your expression looks like to others, and suggested a serious recommendation.

It's totally up to you if you wish to continue to use a written expression that doesn't actually match remotely the musical sound you wished to convey. DeSoto's suggestion is far closer, but even then - the idea would have been amusing the first time or two you used it (if anyone had known what it meant). Dozens of times and months later, it's just become very lame.

 

For what it's worth, I didn't understand wonk wonk either..

I'm curious though what the motivation is behind trolling against Ferrari? You said you are an Alonso fan first, but still a Ferrari fan. Just confused why the dislike for the team now?

 

I'd go with that

 

I can roll w that

 

Sucks since Spain - Ferrari: Car progress stopped since Spanish GP

 

But at least they have a goal now...I think winning over Mercedes was never possible and without RB the rest of the season would be without any tension...Now they have someone to challenge and I hope they take on the fight and we have something to follow.

 

I have a feeling that RBR will get sneaky on Mercedes and SF will be left behind in no mans land between the two and whoever happens to be best of the rest.

 

Well, where do I start? or maybe where do I stop? lol

We've been sucking for too long

Then we threw Luca under the bus...whom I've always thought of as the true Enzo successor

Then we lost Alonso...whom I think is the most complete driver on the grid

Then we brought on Seb...whom I dislike

Then sweater guy keeps talking out of his a$$

Everyone blamed Domenicali/Alonso/Luca for the poor form of the Scuderia...yet the machine that won Seb a few podiums last year, was a remnant of their legacy, not Allison/Arrivabene...

Look at those finger pointers today? Where are they now? NOWHERE...

You gotta admit...it's some real sh!etshow...

 

Got it, I understand now even more completely. I appreciate you taking the time to give context. While I think there are different approaches to team success, and you may be 100% right the current leadership is wrong, I still believe that we all desire for Ferrari to do well. That's why I refrain from bashing the team in tough times. Droughts are a normal thing for any sports team.

 

I get what you meant by wonk wonk, and have - or had no issue with it at all. Until a search came up with the urban dictionary definitions (too much time to kill!), and realised it may be usefull during Kimi's honeymoon!

Top Definition:

Wonk Wonk

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

#dick #thingy #package #genetalia #penis


2:

wonk wonk

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

 

lol! you struck some internet gold there.

 

Sweater guy speaks again...

I don't think there's a doubt in my mind, there's no use putting sweeteners on the stuff," Marchionne admitted. "The car isn't there. I think we started well in Australia, I think that we failed in developing the car during the season which is due to a variety of reasons. Post-mortems on this thing have been done ad nauseum now, we're done.

Ad nauseum: to the point of nausea lol I'm adding that one.

 

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UvwVgIoMjTI[/ame]

 

Would be good if we get Force India's Japanese designer. He's done a pretty good job last few years with very little money