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Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by carguy98, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. ixlr8

    ixlr8 Formula Junior

    Aug 24, 2015
    354
    Eastern Shore- Virginia
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    Jim
    This is not Ferrari related, but poor parenting related. I was at the EAA convention one year, a dad was putting his 2 kids, about ages 8 & 10 on the root of a wing on a homemade aircraft. The dad would then walk to the end of the wing and have the kids run the length of the wing and dad would catch them the kids jumped off the end!!! He did this about 3 times before anybody got close enough to talk to/stop him. The dad was totally surprised, befuddled and confused when other pilots read him the riot act and threatened to beat him to a pulp. He had no clue that he was doing anything wrong!!
     
  2. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Jan 11, 2008
    41,692
    Sarasota
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    David
    "The things you see when haven't got your gun" ;)

    A friend found someone trying to peel the clear bra off his 458.
     
  3. PhilNotHill

    PhilNotHill Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Jul 3, 2006
    27,855
    Aspen CO 81611
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    FelipeNotMassa
    Other peoples kids indeed!
     
  4. daytona355

    daytona355 F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Mar 25, 2009
    12,655
    London
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    Sid Korshak
    I hope the guy found himself gaffer taped to the front of an out of control garbage truck some time after!
     
  5. Nospinzone

    Nospinzone F1 Veteran

    Jul 1, 2013
    7,781
    Weston, MA
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    Paul
    Wow, VIZSLA, there's a name from the past. All of a sudden I realized I hadn't read any posts from you in a long time. I know you used to be from my neck of the woods and moved to Sarasota. Occasionally you chimed in on the New England thread. I guess you've forsaken all your northern friends. :)

    Nice to see you're still alive and kicking!
     
  6. tomc

    tomc Two Time F1 World Champ

    Apr 13, 2014
    26,056
    DFW, Texas
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    Tom C
    My grandma always said, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything. She'd have whupped' me if I had said such an impertinent thing. Besides, the little hellion is wrong. :)
    T
     
  7. tomc

    tomc Two Time F1 World Champ

    Apr 13, 2014
    26,056
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    Tom C
    I had my first "How much did it cost?" in 6 mos. of ownership. Wife & I were stopped at a red light. 3 young gents in a van pull up. Compliment the Cali. Then ask, how much did it cost" Using a line that I lifted from this thread, I rejoindered "Nothing. I stole it!". They were dumbfounded for a sec, and then we all shared a good laugh. Light turned green, we left them in the dust, so they could enjoy primo quality Ferrari exhaust sounds! :)
    T
     
  8. gated_shifter

    gated_shifter Formula Junior

    Aug 5, 2015
    537
    Plano, TX
    LOL. my daughter is 6 and they are BRUTALLY honest!! :-O
     
  9. gated_shifter

    gated_shifter Formula Junior

    Aug 5, 2015
    537
    Plano, TX
    how on earth is a 328 - or any other Ferrari - mistaken for a mustang??? i'm not seeing any reason someone would make that mistake except that it's about the most generic answer they can think of.
     
  10. Rosso328

    Rosso328 F1 Veteran
    Owner Rossa Subscribed

    Dec 11, 2006
    7,344
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    Paul
    I might have posted this before, not sure, but a few years ago at a public car show I saw a young family arrive, mom dad and a couple of kids. Just as they arrived at the barriers that had the street blocked off, the dad stopped, kneeled down to kid level, looked them in the eyes and told them 'we're going to go look at the cars now. Behave yourselves and don't touch anything. If I see you touching the cars we're leaving and going home.'

    I made a point of catching that dad a few minutes later to say thank you. The kids were perfectly behaved from what I saw.
     
  11. GPM

    GPM Formula Junior

    Mar 26, 2015
    553
    Vancouver BC
    #1886 GPM, Oct 27, 2016
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  12. Racedrvr

    Racedrvr Formula 3
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    Mar 24, 2008
    1,175
    Kentucky/Florida
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    Don
    Bravo for that Dad and to you for complimenting him. The behavior of kids and their parents around our cars is why I rarely bring my Ferrari to the shows anymore.
     
  13. MalcQV

    MalcQV F1 Rookie

    Oct 11, 2004
    3,292
    Manchester, UK
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    Malc Holden
    I've said the same. I can only guess the logo uses a horse, a horse in a different pose completely but nonetheless a horse.
    Oh and they do all look pretty good.

    Irony for me is I bought a Ferrari because I wanted a Mustang. Oh yes. However it wasn't because I thought they looked similar, no my ex-wife did not like the idea of a Muscle car on the drive (or in the garage as it would have been) and no idea why, but I obeyed so she deterred me and I started looking at what else my hard work could have me. 308's were a little out of reach so I looked at a Mondial and here I am :D
     
  14. 308geo

    308geo F1 Rookie

    Nov 13, 2002
    2,751
    Houston, TX
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    George Benton LaFleur
    A woman that encourages you to buy a Ferrari? ...and she's your "ex"? Gotta be more to the story, I'm sure. :D
     
  15. ///Mike

    ///Mike F1 Veteran

    Dec 11, 2003
    6,097
    Bugtussle
    +1!

    +1 again.
     
  16. 308geo

    308geo F1 Rookie

    Nov 13, 2002
    2,751
    Houston, TX
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    George Benton LaFleur
    Wouldn't it be great if political campaign commercials were forced to abide by that rule?

    There'd be NONE...LOL!!!

    (sorry, not trying to be P&R, it was just a funny thought.)
     
  17. tomc

    tomc Two Time F1 World Champ

    Apr 13, 2014
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    Tom C

    Forget taken home, my grandmother would have paddled me immediately, on the spot, and then made me apologize for being a brat...T
     
  18. tomc

    tomc Two Time F1 World Champ

    Apr 13, 2014
    26,056
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    Tom C

    True, but be fair, enforcement of that rule would also cut down on internet/social media traffic by 90%!
    T
     
  19. Ericspider

    Ericspider Karting

    Aug 9, 2014
    70
    Texas Hill Country
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    Eric
    the two that have annoyed me the most is...

    "Back to the Future" and "wheres your mustache?"

    ....Silver 308...ignorant is ignorant and haters gonna hate
     
  20. daytona355

    daytona355 F1 World Champ
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    Mar 25, 2009
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    Sid Korshak
    Alright Thomas, calm down ....... hehehehe
     
  21. milanojess

    milanojess Karting

    Nov 26, 2007
    191
    sf bay area
    Not about mustangs but an elderly woman at gas station insisted that my car was a Lamborghini. I told her no it's a Ferrari, she insisted and challenged if I was certain about my knowledge...
     
  22. Nospinzone

    Nospinzone F1 Veteran

    Jul 1, 2013
    7,781
    Weston, MA
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    Paul
    My aunt used to say if you have nothing nice to say about someone, come sit next to me. :D

    (old joke)
     
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  23. AceMaster

    AceMaster Three Time F1 World Champ

    Feb 6, 2009
    34,776
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    Mike
    I didn't get the back to the future question/comment ??
     
  24. Todd308TR

    Todd308TR F1 World Champ

    Nov 25, 2010
    11,074
    LA
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    Todd
    #1899 Todd308TR, Oct 30, 2016
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  25. AceMaster

    AceMaster Three Time F1 World Champ

    Feb 6, 2009
    34,776
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    Mike
    Good grief...
     

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