That was for a Hamlet cigar ad. It was very funny. The actor then did a TV show called Rab C Nesbitt. It was hilarious. Watch it if you can but be aware it was set in Glasgow so understanding what they are saying is tuff. This is the ad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYMID5qCdE
Yes, he's finally showing a bit of backbone. Cory has done us all a favour. I paid my $25 to join the Australian Conservatives, not because I think they've got any hope of becoming a serious alternative, but because the Liberals need to be woken up from Malcolm's soft left delusions.
Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Jack "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." ...Jack took the money.
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ ------ A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ------------------------------ ------ A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!" ------------------------------ --- A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blonde replies. "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe." ------------------------------ ------ An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." ------------------------------ -------- A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------ ------ Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
What a Whomo. I will never forget that night in Gloucester, when that hairdresser lady was staying overnight at the same place we were. One of our party thought she was there to "look after PeePee's blonde doo." Can't remember Whom came up with the line, probably Phil. Absolute classic.
I remember this clearly like it was yesterday.....was one of the highlights of that show. https://www.facebook.com/johnfarnham/videos/1104525426273167/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
The Visit to the Strip Club Didn't Go As Planned:- John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?" Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before. "Oh no," said John. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips." When they were seated, a waitress asked John if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser. His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey. A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around John, started to rub herself all over him and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" John's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club. John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her. health, elm John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time."
